Have you ever broke a law?

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Like drunk driving stealing or killing or other

WhiteSteve · Accepted Answer

All kinds of shit. No murders or anything, haha (maybe had some violent situations where you could technically stick me with an “attempted murder” charge, but it’d be ticky-tack bullshit done just to say it was dealt with harshly, not a validation that I could have or would have actually killed somebody). Actually, it’d probably be more like “assault with a deadly weapon”, like I came at you with whatever I could grab, not like “I planned to murder you, did shoot you, but you didn’t die.” I ain’t out here trying to kill anyone, I just get mad and fight sometimes, and nowadays there’s a decade between incidents, I’m not running around slugging people. But like when I was a bouncer, maybe 15 years ago, I got pissed and blacked out in a rage and just instinctively grabbed a billiard ball off a pool table and fired it across the room at a guy. Luckily I missed everyone and everything, lmfao. I don’t think I was like “I want that kid to stop being alive”, I just wanted him to shut the fuck up and show me more respect, and it had come to a display of force. I don’t think I should be held to the standard of the worst-case scenario instead of the most likely scenario unless the worst case happens. Anyway, that probably sounds a little crazy, lmao, I don’t get into that stuff anymore (bouncing put me in so many unnecessary bad positions for someone with a temper like mine), I’m WICKED chill when nobody fucks with me.

But anyway, I was going to start off with (before the lead-off tangent🤦‍♂️) no murders; I did stupidly drive drunk once about twenty years ago, without incident, but had no business trying; and I don’t think I’ve ever stolen anything major besides some minor shoplifting of like one item at a convenience store when I was probably in middle school.

Other things besides what I’ve mentioned: I sold a lot of weed back when it was illegal, I guess that kinda makes me like an old Prohibition-era bootlegger😂 I also participated in a big riot back in college. I helped some kids set a tree on fire, just goofin’, but in retrospect I’m like “yeah, that was definitely felony arson” lmfao. We battled with the cops all night, and chased them out of a cruiser, which got absolutely SHIT-BEAT. I definitely took a shot at it with something, but it was already trashed at that point. I did dance on top of it though😂 Pretty sure that part was technically legal, lmao. After that, really just driving infractions. I’m actually a wicked safe driver, I rarely speed, but back in the day I was kind like “fuck your inspection sticker bullshit, it’s a formality, I could get my sticker and have a brake light go out the next day, let alone in the next 365 days.” One time I got pulled over like five times in a week and a half for the same bad inspection sticker, and that ruined me for years, because seven infractions is a suspension, and it takes quite a few years for the oldest infractions to clear and stop counting against you. It just pisses me off that my inspection sticker being expired (and the car was FINE and passed when I finally did get it done, it wasn’t even like I actually was a safety hazard, the state just didn’t get the $30 they wanted) and called out enough times in a short period warrants the same punishment as drunk driving. Makes no sense. I don’t follow rules because you say I have to, I follow rules because I think they make sense and I agree to them, I’m not just going to be volunteered into something. But anyway, yadda yadda, I’ve been suspended a total of 90 days, was arrested twice (third cop was cool and let me get a ride because he understood that I didn’t know) before I was even notified of the suspension. Drove every single day of the suspensions too, just back roads to work, fuck ‘em😝

🎶I’m just a good ol’ boy…never meanin’ no harm…beats all you’ve ever saw, been in trouble with the law since they day I was born🎶

HeartFullOfGlue · Accepted Answer

Yeah  Theft, driving without a license and vandalism

TheMajesticKing777 · Answer

I have broken several but I haven't

ChrisMike1919 · Answer

Nah, I'm usually a calm guy.

cootjuhh · Answer

yes i walked around naked

Agape93 · Answer

Lol plenty

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