Can I sue? I was quietly reading the latest edition of Arran Cardiagns for men magazine last night when I heard a dreadful wailing nois... ?

[Anonymous]

Hi,

i was quietly reading the latest edition of Arran Cardiagns for Men magazine last night when i heard a dreadful wailing noise, thinking it was my car alarm i rushed outside only to trip on my orange B&Q bucket and hit my head on Mrs Harris's garden gnome

it later transpired that the shrieking was in fact Miley Cyrus on X Factor so i was wondering in today's culture of claim would i have a case?

[AviatorTom]

You can sue but your chances of winning (whoever it is you're going to sue, maybe Miley?) woudl be pretty slim. You'd be better off asking Simon Cowell for a donation to your "bump on the head" fund.

[jshm2]

You can sue yourself for not self-isolating.

Your lack of taste is not just down to Covid. You are also a threat to decent society and need to be locked away.

[boggboss]

A case nope u can sue but will just be a waste of time

[bean2k21]

Somebody should sue you for wearing those hideous cardigans.

[exitseven]

You do have a case, a case of stupidity.

[EmmaMary]

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

[Guy13]

Really….

[Ruenella_]

Yes..

[Iron_Man]

Lol at this