There's no bloody way that they could have beaten us on their own, and certainly not in face to face combat. Lexington and Concord was proof of that. They also sent in a spy the night before to interfere with our surprise attack, we should have killed him on the spot too. And even though they (somehow) managed to kill a lot of our forces at Bunker Hill, we were still victorious at the end of the day. Also, we easily kicked their arses in Quebec City and New York. :)
They also cheated by bringing in the French (whom we also defeated during THEIR revolutionary wars by the way) to do the fighting for them. :(
And just look at the state of their "country" now; daily shootings (we were supposed to confiscate their guns in April of 1775!), obesity, lethal airbourne diseases, foolish leaders in their government, etc.
I... I'm sorry, WE demand a bloody rematch at once!!!
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