Are Canadians a threat to America?

[Anonymous]

Listen, we fought the British twice, the French once (Quasi War), the Japanese once, the Mexicans many times. Now the Canadians are plotting against us. They come down into our country and tell us what to do, and criticize us for our way of life IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! That's not very nice.

And PLEASE answer the following questions truthfully and passionately:

1) Do you want Pride Parades on the streets of American cities like New York, Boston and Miami?

2) Do you want Justin Weedman Trudeau as your President?

3) DO YOU WANT TO SING "O Canada" TO YOUR CHILDREN?

[Anonymous]

So regarding point 1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_parade

The origin of pride parades is America, so nothing what so ever to do with Canada.

Points 2 and 3 aren't points, its just drivel.

So in light of what is clearly new information to you, are you going to make an attempt to rein in your madness or just continue to be completely retarded?

[Snakeyes7]

Wait what? If anything, they'd rather live in peace with the US. At least that's what I hear from actual Canadians.

[Rainstorm2022]

Canada only has a population of like 30 million people, the US has like 330 million.

Canadians aren't stupid people, they're not gonna wage war against those odds ever. The American military and nuclear weapons are part of what protects Canada.

[NamerOfStars]

Well, I suppose it WOULD be handy to be at war with the one country the average American can find on a map, but we already tried invading them twice; neither worked very well.

[andreasderjuengere]

Remember what you said right here, when you are in a different country/culture yourself next time.

And we'll be fine :)

[jshm2]

Nope as you are the human virus of the world.

[KrakenAttackin]

I don't see Canadians as a whole as a threat to the US. The crackpot ideas Canadians have are already deep into the US.

[TallAnon]

Lol, living in Canada, I don't think you have much to fear for. It's more likely Canada will lose Quebec than it is they will gain American land.

[joeldalton]

you losers aren't allowed to have handguns. we have 400,000,000 guns. FAFO.

[Guy13]

Only the geese.,,

[TwoToTooTutu2]

What? Canada has like 10% of our population.

[Fuentes]

Lol Canada is soft

[OddBeMe]

Mmm…US military: biggest. Canada: not.

[LimitedBenefits101]

Canada is our puppet very soft country.