Where Will Donald Trump Bury Melania When She Dies?

[Anonymous]

Hole #2 at Mar-a-Lago

At a different golf course, to get a tax benefit there too

Cremated and mounted over one of Trump's gold toilets

Mounted by a taxidermist to greet visitors at the entrance of the Trump Library for Children Who Can't Read Good

The Melania Trump All-You-Can-Eat Memorial Buffet

Launched into the sky inside a Trump firework on Trump's birthday

[MuddyMole]

She'll outlive him by at least 20 years. Makes you wonder about Donnie though. All recent Presidents (except Nixon) have received a full state funeral in Washington, and have lain in state at the Capitol rotunda, before being buried at their Presidential libraries.

I'm not sure Trump deserves any kind of honour, and it would be kind of ironic for him to lay in state in the Capitol of all places (after Jan 6th), or for him to have a Presidential library ("repositories for preserving and making available the papers, records, collections and other historical materials of every president of the United States") - not sure what would be in it, since he's already stolen half the historical records and flushed the rest down the toilet...

[AviatorTom]

That's a personal decision left up to the family. Why are you asking such a crude question?

[southernqueen617]

That is an awful thing to ask! How would you feel if you were asked that! Plus Ivanca wasn't married to him at that time i think the kids shoulda been in charge of that

[Anonymous]

Well, he will probably blow her up with the firework to hide the evidence that he murdered her for the insurance money... Mwahaha

[NewsReader]

What a fukked up question and poll options. You should be ashamed.

[exitseven]

I vote B. I would gladly be buried in a golf course if it could get my spouse out of paying taxes.

[blissinanarchy1]

As much as I hate Trump, death isn’t something to take lightly like this.

[Filthy_Immigrant]

I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gone before her

[Anonymous]

Judging by the way she walks and talks, I figured she was already dead.

[Anonymous]

Don’t know, don’t care, and I’m baffled that this is something you actually think about.

[MikeInHawaii]

Why Hole #2? Wasn’t she Hole #3?

[Dargil]

Novo Mesto, Slovenia.

[BarryLiverstone]

Melania is only 52, she will outlive Don

[Asker]

Just for argument sake. Let's say she falls out a window of a hospital, like this guy.

www.reuters.com/.../

[BarryLiverstone]

Then in a cemetery, where most people are buried

[Asker]

Which hole?

[Asker]

www.youtube.com/watch

[BarryLiverstone]

I’m not a pro cemetery employee so don’t know which hole. Why would it matter?

[Asker]

Hole #1 is taken by Ivanna, that leaves 17 more holes to choose from.