Can Liz Truss last longer than a lettuce?

[purplepoppy]

https://youtu.be/Sm-RE95lKJ0

Liz Truss has been the British prime minister for a few weeks now and already the knives are out to get rid of her. A British tabloid is running a live stream of a lettuce on you tube asking Can Liz Truss last longer than a lettuce?

So in your opinion who's going to win LIz or the Lettuce?

God, that lettuce looks sexy

Are you putting both in the fridge? you should

In the current economic climate that's a waste of a good lettuce

Don't you British get arrested for mocking politicians

It looks more entertaining than British TV

[MCheetah]

Who Da F*ck is that?

(Googles this b*tch)

Wait, when did England get a new president? Tony Blair is now gone? Oooh! Says she's Conservative! Maybe she can de-cuckify the UK? (Damn near impossible, but still a possibility.) I thought this was that new Conservative chick they just elected in Europe last week who isn't Marine Le Pen. Who is THAT b*tch?

(Googles new b*tch)

So wait. She ain't Giorgia Meloni? These blonde European b*tches all look alike! Well, good job, Italy! Maybe you'll be able to get the Progressive dildo out your asses and recover your country, too!

Aren't you glad I didn't curse for this post? I'm a Good Boi! 🙂

Option F: This Liz Truss b*tch is gonna take a 30 centimeter strap-on (cause Europeans love their sh*tty Metric system) and f*ck every Liberal and Progress in the UK into Trump-sized tears and REE'ing!

The blonde Euro-b*tches are gonna f*ck all of you and you're gonna give a big thumbs up and like it with a big ol' yellow British smile on your face! Cause that's what happens when you let Russia f*ck your continent without a rubber for the last 10-15 years! No "Patriarchy" excuses for you Brits and Mafioso!

You got some big bad blondes coming your way to de-pussify Europe after years of Merkel and Boris and Natasha! (There's gotta be at least one female European politician named Natasha, right? Eh, Natasha Cazenave. Good enough!) Oh the irony!

[Ill_made_Knight]

None of my British friends on other social media seem to think she'll last. The cooler weather may favor the lettuce...

[acooke-13]

I honestly don't know anymore, I completely give up with British politics, they're all fucking butters.

[Pudsmucker]

Looks like my cell phone is voting for me. I was just sitting down and found that I had voted mocking government officials in Great Britain. I'm not even from the United Kingdom. I do not care for politics. Politicians is nothing but feces waiting to be flushed down the toilet.

[ObscuredBeyond]

Let me know when you can get a prime minister that isn't woke trash, holds your police accountable for providing PJW with endless video fodder, and lasts more than two weeks.

I realize that's a tall order, coming from a land where 5% of the population still believes everything MSNBC tells them, and the potato we have for a president is at least still a better choice than either Pelosi or Harris. But still.

[AviatorTom]

I'm betting Liz outlasts the lettuce, but not by much. Brits should expect a Labour government early next year, about the same time as Charles's coronation.

[bean2k21]

Finally, the British have a televised something that's worth watching.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ve68mGiR_cU

[Motheman]

She is so full of shit. And nothing feels authentic with her. We just need someone who will spear us the bullahit. And although i didn't agree with everything he had to say mr corbyn is the best option we've had but theyre are to many morons that are swayed by the sun and BBC news.

I think a lot of people just want a prime minister that is gonna spare us the bull shit so maybe a lettuce would do a better job.

[Anonymous]

It's a shame we can't actually replace Liz with the lettuce because it would be interesting to see how it affected the exchange rate and bond market etc.

[jshm2]

Probably not.

She got rid of her kwardinator - to put in a cunt.

[legalboxers]

They didn't like the other circus clown Trump Look Alike - so they took this woman who brought London into a deeper toilet. But hey - thats what they want. So they deserve what they get

[Jamie05rhs]

@purplepoppy I remembered this post when I heard the news that she stepped down.

Are they holding a contest for Sunak as well?

[purplepoppy]

Won't be long

[Jamie05rhs]

Haha

[DJB72]

Make the lettuce PM so it's a fair comparison

[Bethany22]

I don't know who that is

[Levin]

She is the prime minister of Great Britain.

[Anonymous]

nope lol