Can Liz Truss last longer than a lettuce?

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Liz Truss has been the British prime minister for a few weeks now and already the knives are out to get rid of her. A British tabloid is running a live stream of a lettuce on you tube asking Can Liz Truss last longer than a lettuce? So in your opinion who's going to win LIz or the Lettuce?

MCheetah · Accepted Answer

Who Da F*ck is that? (Googles this b*tch) Wait, when did England get a new president? Tony Blair is now gone? Oooh! Says she's Conservative! Maybe she can de-cuckify the UK? (Damn near impossible, but still a possibility.) I thought this was that new Conservative chick they just elected in Europe last week who isn't Marine Le Pen. Who is THAT b*tch? ( Googles new b*tch )  So wait. She ain't Giorgia Meloni? These blonde European b*tches all look alike! Well, good job, Italy! Maybe you'll be able to get the Progressive dildo out your asses and recover your country, too!  Aren't you glad I didn't curse for this post? I'm a Good Boi! 🙂 Option F:  This Liz Truss b*tch is gonna take a 30 centimeter strap-on (cause Europeans love their sh*tty Metric system) and f*ck every Liberal and Progress in the UK into Trump-sized tears and REE'ing! The blonde Euro-b*tches are gonna f*ck all of you and you're gonna give a big thumbs up and like it with a big ol' yellow British smile on your face! Cause that's what happens when you let Russia f*ck your continent without a rubber for the last 10-15 years! No "Patriarchy" excuses for you Brits and Mafioso! You got some big bad blondes coming your way to de-pussify Europe after years of Merkel and Boris and Natasha! (There's gotta be at least one female European politician named Natasha, right? Eh, Natasha Cazenave. Good enough!) Oh the irony!

Ill_made_Knight · Accepted Answer

None of my British friends on other social media seem to think she'll last. The cooler weather may favor the lettuce...

acooke-13 · Accepted Answer

I honestly don't know anymore, I completely give up with British politics, they're all fucking butters.

Pudsmucker · Answer

Looks like my cell phone is voting for me. I was just sitting down and found that I had voted mocking government officials in Great Britain. I'm not even from the United Kingdom. I do not care for politics. Politicians is nothing but feces waiting to be flushed down the toilet.

ObscuredBeyond · Answer

Let me know when you can get a prime minister that isn't woke trash, holds your police accountable for providing PJW with endless video fodder, and lasts more than two weeks.

I realize that's a tall order, coming from a land where 5% of the population still believes everything MSNBC tells them, and the potato we have for a president is at least still a better choice than either Pelosi or Harris. But still.

Motheman · Answer

She is so full of shit. And nothing feels authentic with her. We just need someone who will spear us the bullahit. And although i didn't agree with everything he had to say mr corbyn is the best option we've had but theyre are to many morons that are swayed by the sun and BBC news.

I think a lot of people just want a prime minister that is gonna spare us the bull shit so maybe a lettuce would do a better job.

AviatorTom · Answer

I'm betting Liz outlasts the lettuce, but not by much. Brits should expect a Labour government early next year, about the same time as Charles's coronation.

bean2k21 · Answer

Finally, the British have a televised something that's worth watching.

Anonymous · Answer

It's a shame we can't actually replace Liz with the lettuce because it would be interesting to see how it affected the exchange rate and bond market etc.

jshm2 · Answer

Probably not. She got rid of her kwardinator - to put in a cunt.

legalboxers · Answer

They didn't like the other circus clown Trump Look Alike - so they took this woman who brought London into a deeper toilet. But hey - thats what they want. So they deserve what they get

Jamie05rhs · Answer

@purplepoppy I remembered this post when I heard the news that she stepped down. Are they holding a contest for Sunak as well?

DJB72 · Answer

Make the lettuce PM so it's a fair comparison

Bethany22 · Answer

I don't know who that is

Anonymous · Answer

nope lol

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