You've But One Hour. How Would You Spend It?

[HappySquarePants]

A species of utopian alien warriors millions of times more intelligent than humans and thousands of times stronger, tougher, and faster than humans have grown weary of the constant racism, sexism, ageism, heightism, weightism, homophobia, transphobia, gaslighting, virtue signaling, crime, poverty, political extremity, religious extremity, what the fuck have you on Earth and decide that it's high time they finally did something about it. They alert the planet that within one hour, a series of bombs 5000 times the speed of light and 500,000 times the power of an atom bomb, fighter jet, and RPG combined will be sent to Earth. How do you spend your final 60 minutes on this wretched waste land of a planet?

[Agape93]

About fucking time. Go to the tallest tree I can find, and toast to the end of days.

[HappySquarePants]

Bender was right all along: Kill all humans.

[Agape93]

Good with me.

[Anonymous]

Saying goodbye to all of my friends... it would take about 0 seconds.

[HappySquarePants]

Lmao.

[purplepoppy]

Wondering why they bothered to warn us.

[HappySquarePants]

I like this answer.

They warned you just to take the piss.

[jamesgoldman]

Pouring fine single malt down my neck

[HappySquarePants]

I personally prefer hard liquor.