Fellow Hobbits whats your experience living in a tall person's world?

[Anonymous]

[FunkyMonkee]

Where'd you get the idea it was a tall person's world? I'm tall and I can't fit in a car, I can't find clothes to fit, especially shoes!! I have to slouch or bend over to be able to go into various places! I have to kneel down to kiss a girl, if I can even find one to LET ME kiss her!! Everything, these days, is made for midgets!!

[Lenanolena]

This is not normal, how tall are you

[FunkyMonkee]

@Lenanolena 6' 9" and, it's almost a part of my daily life! Yesterday, a friend of mine took me to the food bank in his new truck. Normally, when I get into a real car, I get in feet first! Yesterday, I tried that and couldn't get my head in because of the door frame! No matter how far forward I bent over, the frame would not allow my head into the truck! So, I had to get back out and get in head first!!
3 years ago, someone asked me to move their car for them. I got the keys and tried to get into it and could barely fit behind the steering wheel!! I had to move my legs by HAND to be able to sit in the seat where I could actually drive the car!! It took me at least a minute or two to get into the car!!
Where I live now is a house built in 1963. In all but one room here, if I feel as though I'm gonna fall over, my best rescue is to press my hands against the CEILING!! In MY house, where I was born & raised, it was built in 1900 and the ceilings were at least 9' high! I could ALMOST reach them! the third floor was the only place where I could brace myself via the ceiling!

[Lliam]

LOL Those memes are really funny!

I'm happy being 6'2". I wouldn't want to be taller or shorter. To be honest, though, I never paid much attention to people's stature unless they a guy was extra short or extra tall. And I happen to adore short girls.

[Asker]

6'2 is a great height fof men.

[TommyWiseau69]

And 5'4 is a shitty height for men

[letuswaltzforthedead]

It is not fun to be short. This is why you must surround yourself with people shorter than you, you need AT LEAST someone to mock too y'know!

[Asker]

So I can be the tallest midget lol

[Pudsmucker]

I have a daughter this she is short also. It's kind of funny watching her drive a car. She can barely see through the steering wheel. At least the car she drives has pedals that will rise to meet her feet. It is a hard to find outfits for a grown woman to wear. At least her husband is about 6 inches taller than she. He is also short

[Asker]

All familiar lol

[KostasKouvalis]

www.farcethemusic.com/.../...o-blocks-view-at.html

Hey! Hey! Too tall! You mind sitting down! I can't see the band!

[Berethor]

At least you are a woman, short women considered cute, short men considered pathetic. :)

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[Asker]

You sound like @TommyWiseau69. How bad can it be?

[Asker]

... compared to short women.

[Berethor]

@TommyWiseau69 is shorter than me, so it harder for him, I am 5'11", so less than 6'0".

[TommyWiseau69]

Short men are considered pathetic to you.

[TommyWiseau69]

The suicide rate is highest amongst short men so short men are likely to kill themselves more compared to short women especially when assholes like @berethor think they're pathetic

[Levin]

A few days ago the girl in my office was upset because she's technically a dwarf at 4ft 10...

[MrCommodore]

Its not a tall person's world, its a medium height person's world, as guys who are slightly taller than average have similar problems too.

[Christoff92]

Acting very stupid, dumb and dumber 🤣

[AmeerX]

I think you sexualized some of the stuff about short girls. I like my girl to be near my height but my friend is short and flat and she is one of my good friend. She never complained about being short.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

i just like not others mentioning my height being relatively small, 168cm. are Bilbo and Frodo short?

[Asker]

Well your taller than me.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Nu, i’m many blokes are taller than I. I haven’t been to East Asia, full of shorties, i’ve heard, but have been to Amsterdam, full of giants.

[-Mad-]

Short girls are a turn on, you could flip them and cook them like pancakes.

I’m short myself 5”4 and 5”2 girls are my favorite.

[TommyWiseau69]

That first part is a bit weird lol. I'm also 5'4 and don't mind 5'2 women but they mind my height. 5'4 men are invisible to 5'2 women. Only guys that are tall are within their radar

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Growing up, I always worried about being tall, but I imagine being like 5"8-5"10 I am is not bad

[Cubus]

Kinda hard, but rewarding when someone lifts you up.

Right @Lucy68? :)

[Lucy68]

Never been lifted but I climbed shelves

[Cubus]

@Lucy68 If you can't reach something, and someone gives you a helping hand then it lifts you up :)

[Lucy68]

Never had that before. Like I said I climb the shelves or get one of the stepping stools

[Cubus]

@Lucy68 That's short ladies need tall husbands.

[Lucy68]

That would be nice

[rdubgaming]

Lol I'm not short but the first and fourth are great I agree with both lol

[Peter_Penetrator]

Can’t say I am a Hobbit.

[NathanDavis]

this one was meant for @blackcupcake

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao!!! I’m not short!!!

[NathanDavis]

[Blackcupcake]

you know… I could get you down to look up at me? -,-

[NathanDavis]

quite sure you told me about this issue you had last summer...

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao!!! you little rat… and remind me what your advice for fixing that problem was…

[NathanDavis]

@Blackcupcake that you should take a look into the newer Prius Aqua...

[Asker]

Exactly lol

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao… I already have a Prius I can fit into perfectly tho… @PrettyPriya

[Blackcupcake]

@NathanDavis also, that was NOT what you suggested back then -,-

[NathanDavis]

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao… my shoes are bigger than yours -,-

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake Prius looks better with a red back end….

[PrettyPriya]

🫢….

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya let me get my hands warmed up…

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake be gentle when working on the back end, thanks 😭🤣

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya since I’m so small as @NathanDavis claims, I’m sure I could fit into places no one has ever been…

[NathanDavis]

[Blackcupcake]

@NathanDavis watch out for the shovel… you’re giving it perfect access like that

[Wise4myage]

I'm still a garden gnome ffs. 😂

[TommyWiseau69]

You're really weird

[Reece12345]

I'm comfortable whenever I fly. 😊

[manthan_5545]

No any heart breaks due to small height 😅

[Xtendable]

How tall are you?

[Asker]

4ft10

[Xtendable]

Fun-size 😉

[Preeti161101]

No experience

[Bklynbadboy12]

Wait how tall are you?

[QuietRunner]

really Hobbit size?

[Danny_dan92]

Sucks ass

[shortster]

It doesn't bother me