Should we tax small dick energy?

[purplepoppy]

Small dick energy is the fastest growing renewable energy source in the world. It has the power to outperform nuclear, oil and coal combined. 95% of the energy needed to run the Internet already comes from small dick energy and it gets the thumbs up from leading scientists like Greta Thunburg.
In the photo we see that nice Mr Biden proudly showing how America leads the world in small dick energy. l

But should we tax it?

[Chazmatazz269]

Taxing insecurities would definitely increase revenue exponentially. I think it would be a major oversight to ignore the female market though. Capitalists don’t like to leave money on the table. Make sure to rewrite your proposal if you want proper credit. Ell oh ell!

[KnewHOUSE]

Our small size should also become taxable i because when big dips get mad that we have all there consumer they use to dip into pockets with not giving savings. They will be stinkers about making renewed laws to do it anyway it will save time to do it now instead in the future in cost rises higher then we expect.

[Aerissa_Jade]

Absolutely, I just thinking the other day. I wonder if someone can invent a way to harness renewable energy from penises getting soft and hard. Attach some sort of device, that as that happens throughout the day, charges batteries and such.

[Jewishbabygirl1]

🤣. We really should get rid of taxes altogether. No politician or SJW past or present in the world ever talks about getting rid of taxes. Makes one wonder sometimes about what's really going on.

[jack_hanma]

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[electromagnetic]

I literally had to google small dick energy because I had no idea what that is. Urban dictionary painted a BIG picture.
tax them!

[SaoirseS]

Aren't many with small tally wackers claiming they should be able to claim them as disabilities, and thus get tax relief or a tax benefit? Sounds like something that would end up in the courts.

[Ill_made_Knight]

To what purpose? I mean in order to get much revenue from it there would have to be end users willing to actually pay for this, correct?
Can't see TOO many people having an interest in consuming "small dick energy"

[Lionman95]

No because of all it would be sexist? Since my point it would only concern men since women don´t have dicks. But besides there is no way to measure it in a reasonable way to define how much it should cost.

[AviatorTom]

Tax everything you can... government needs money to fund all those socialist programs.

[SlothySlob]

Greta, scientist, comedy gold. This is better than an Onion article.

[Anonymous]

Yes we should.

[bean2k21]

You don't read your history do you? Most of the small dick energy left America in 1814, when large ships carried it back to Great Britain after decisive victories of the U. S. Armed Forces.

[PraviteliNahuiValite]

We don't need Lao Tsu to figure out that those leaches who are taxing others cannot be taxing themselves.

[AngryCarl2]

I had to look up small dick energy. The pic of Biden confused me because I don't think he has it.

Now Donald Trump... there was a guy bursting with small dick energy! But we know he doesn't like to pay taxes.

[Surely]

All of the world’s governments need money. They have too many unnecessary pet projects to fund. So nothing should go untaxed to the fullest extent as long as people have a penny in their pocket.

[Lliam]

Why doesn't big dick energy overcome small dick energy and take over?

[BJP21]

You all do it anyway its called a subscription to onlyfans and pornhub.

[Bricealan]

No, what he is showing the size of HIS shriveled erect dick

[exitseven]

@purplepoppy You are a real character and I mean that in a good way.

[Dav1dTh0ma3]

No, since you can't prove anyone has a "small dick"

[Msputiton]

It's an attitude not size of his actual junk

[Dav1dTh0ma3]

@Msputiton No, you can't prove small dick

Just like you can't prove large dick

[Msputiton]

It's not about dick size.
It is just a clever way of calling someone a rude jerk🤣

[Msputiton]

You can literally say a woman has small dick energy

[Dav1dTh0ma3]

@Msputiton No, since women don't have dicks

[Msputiton]

*pats head* it's okay. Baby steps

[Dav1dTh0ma3]

@Msputiton You do realize at this point that you're literally just trolling people

[Jerre]

Well, if we tax small dick energy, what will we do with big dick energy

[purplepoppy]

Leave that to me

[Jerre]

Just do a good job

[OddBeMe]

We should tax fcks who don’t have the ambition. They cause me to pay more taxes.

[churbleburble78]

Do I get a tax rebate for my big dick?

[Msputiton]

Naw being an jerk isn't taxable🤣

[jack_hanma]

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[ArtemisSilver]

How can you harness something so small though?

[Noah-z]

You didn’t define small dk energy

[In_Trance]

They would make a killing from Anons on Gag

[Luopio27]

I have no idea what you are typing about!

[QuietRunner]

Is part of carbon neutral package?

[Cassie88]

How DARE you!

[Yansix75000]

when are we laughing?

[Keishio]

*yawn*