Somebody offered you a million dollars to sit in jail for a month would you?

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Paul_in_Indy · Accepted Answer

Everyone will know I am being paid for this, right? I’m not going to be a convicted felon?

That’s an easy “yes.” I even have enough vacation that I can probably keep my job.

If, however, I was going to be a felon: I would expect to never work in my profession, again. So, it would be a net loss of income for me.

NamerOfStars · Accepted Answer

These days? Probably. I suppose it depends on the jail, though. And on whether it'd go down on my records; in court, they can only ask if you've ever been convicted of a felony, but I don't think prospective employers are so limited, and I doubt one million would cover me for the rest of my life.

Red-Blaze · Accepted Answer

Yes but only if I can also get up! Sounds like an intresting exprince to try out Beside if anyone ask you "What you in for" replying with for a million dollars make you sound bad ass and is true 😅

DizzyDesii · Accepted Answer

Thats an amazing amount of money but im too OCD. I can only hold my pee for 4 days. I’d die from not using their toilets, eating off their trays and utensils, etc. I’ll pass on the money

AviatorTom · Answer

I'd turn it into a charity-raising event. I'd work with the officials to have a webcam installed in my cell and broadcast it 24/7 on the Internet so that people can see just what it's like to be in jail. I would never leave my cell. At the end of the month, I would give the million dollars to a local charity that deals with troublesome teens, to help than stay out of jail.

Soteris · Answer

A million dollars huh.. I mean I guess that is a decent amount of money for a months "work". Although, granted I live in Sweden and prisons over here are basically just hotels with bars on their windows so its not like I will suffer or anything. In fact, sitting inside and looking at tv or browsing the internet sounds pretty nice.

KostasKouvalis · Answer

Hell yes! Of course I wouldn't wanna be convicted of a crime, but sometimes I think it would be interesting just to see what it's like and if I could survive. Morgan Spurlock did it. 30 days isn't long and that's an easy million. And especially if it's just county jail and not state prison. The county jail here only holds petty criminals, so I wouldn't have to worry about getting raped or murdered.

My dad's been to jail multiple times

Anonymous · Answer

A better question would be “how long would you sit in jail for a million dollars”.

Just as long I didn’t have a criminal record, probation, etc. after I got out I would do it up to 2 years. However if there was any lingering crap on my record I likely wouldn’t do it.

More often than not the destruction to your reputation and criminal record is even worse than the criminal sentence itself. It can haunt you for the rest of your life.

WindAtMyBack · Answer

Hell yea! I've been in jail several times. A month is easy. I'd probably spend a year in jail for a million. It's easy money. At my age a year is a significant portion of what I have left, but I'd still probably do it.

MissLee1991 · Answer

Yes as long as it doesn’t affect my criminal record at all 😂 cause your gonna need a lot more than a million in this life time and gotta be able to still get a job etc unless your smart and invest the milli… but even then it’s a gamble when you invest into some stuff

NewsReader · Answer

Only if it will not be included in my record or found out by anyone. $1 million is not enough to have trouble finding a job for the rest of my life.

Aerissa_Jade · Answer

If it was simply sitting in jail and not convicted of anything and I was guaranteed to get out after a month, sure that seems like easy money.

Adam1978 · Answer

Yes if paid in advance and I can secure it before spending a vacation in jail. But I guess it depends on the jail if there is a chance I wouldn't get out alive. I would pass.

bayoubob · Answer

Maybe. I mean, are you labeling me a sex offender? Someone who diddles his daughters or sons? That would get you dead right quick. If there's one thing I know about prison, they absolutely hate kid fukkers.

Cassie88 · Answer

If it was a Scandinavian jail I would. Those things are more like luxury hotels, rather than prisons.

TrueConfection · Answer

Heck yes! Maybe it's not Club Med, but reading a few books and no responsibilities for a month only to get a $1M bonus at the end... I'd do it.

electromagnetic · Answer

Keep my head down and mind my business for a month is a done deal.  Who is offering this? I wanna sign up? I

alice55 · Answer

Most likely yes cause there's only one women in prison in France and is it extremely tame here.

TacosRAwesome · Answer

I'll do solitary confinement though coz I do t think I can handle getting mean girled by prisoners.

MonicaWills · Answer

I'm just expressing my opinion, I don't think I will, but for a family with a hard life, I think they will choose to need it.

Stressyalaire · Answer

No, I can make more outside of jail! And if someone there doesn't like me who knows, my stay there would be 'cut short'.

KittyKat90210 · Answer

My first instinct was "heck no!" but now I'm considering it... (Please don't tell my mom)

jamesgoldman · Answer

Solitary, give my an ample supply of books to read and I'll be grand

ShellyB · Answer

Yes if I could be assured I would be safe, and would not have a criminal record.

MissHope · Answer

God forbid no! He/ she can keep their money.

call_me_scar · Answer

Yeah I sat in lunch detention for someone for 5 bucks before jokes on them though I was gonna read during lunch anyways

loveslongnails · Answer

If all I had to do was spend 30 days in a regular jail cell under no adverse conditions, by myself, for a million bucks, hell yes.

Anonymous · Answer

I'm a transformation, so are we talking about a men's jail/ prison or women's? Also, do we have to have a cell mate and do we have to go through the whole intake process?

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

With a telly and some paid work and UFO and permission to bring some puzzles with me? Probably.

Boredaf99 · Answer

Lemme me glue my ass shut first and hell ya.

LiamJHayden · Answer

Jail, not prison, and no criminal conviction or charge? Yes.

Anonymous · Answer

yes and then i'd immediately buy a house so i can start my family.

sunflower44 · Answer

Absofuckinlutely 😏a million dollas is a million dollas homies 😜

Hellraiser1984 · Answer

Depends on where the jail was. In the us ok in north Korea hell no.

Anonymous · Answer

If I could verify the deal was legit. Like I ain't doing it till the 1 million is secured. But yeah, totally!

Fuentes · Answer

I could do it. Would I want too? no I don't wanna be around stinky men

Engin12 · Answer

Sure. It will be like spending time in my room

Account · Answer

No. They can keep that money.

exitseven · Answer

yes, I could use the rest.

Kaneki05 · Answer

Why would anyone say no to this?

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Yes, I would do it.

AsaKyo · Answer

Yeah Money is money

Gibbons44 · Answer

Would that be a crime?

Kelly6 · Answer

i value is more then million

Anonymous · Answer

I'd suck your dick for much less

analgesicgal · Answer

come on that's a steal deal

driven159 · Answer

Iam retired so a month no big deal

Iron_Man · Answer

Yes who wouldn’t take that?

TallAnon · Answer

Can we do 12mil for a year?

Charliefretz329 · Answer

I’ve done a lot worse for much less money…

Brittanyroseee · Answer

Duh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

Easy money.

KingDorkus · Answer

Jail, or prison? Jail , absolutely. Prison no way.

EmmaMary · Answer

No thank you.

Anonymous · Answer

NP. xxoo

SmokinAces2000 · Answer

Absolutely

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