If I go and fight Ukraine will Zelensky let me bring home some dried Russian heads to put on my table as a display?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

The only dried Russian heads you’ll manage to collect are cabbage heads from your grocer.

And just so you know, combat veterans don’t say such stupid, childish things. I’ve been war and literally held someone’s charred skull in my hands. More than once.

You know what. Go on and sign up. 👍 Write us a post from the front. 😂 🤦‍♂️ Tell us about how tough and scary you are, and how the Russians are quaking in their boots at the sound of your name. 😂

[NewsReader]

Check your airline (Delta, American Airlines, etc.) to see if they have a policy that prohibits you from taking that with you.

[Anonymous]

You are not even brave enough to ask this question in your open profile and you are talking about joining the war. Maybe Zelensky should send you dried Russian dicks so you don't get a chance to ask such silly questions with your mouth full.

[qwert1234]

Ah, we may have an online-shooter gamer here who thinks war is cool and you get trophy.

Kidding aside, no, it's a war crime.

[Alexandrubaschet08]

I don't think so, no mather how beautiful sound.

Because Zelensky want to get Ukrain in EU and NATO where this action are unacceptables.

[CALIGVLA]

Do you know what's beautiful?

Standard English... Something you're too stupid to learn.

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

Well, the Waffen-SS did just that in the Soviet Union...

[HavicZero]

Not the heads but you can sneak a few ears back no problem

[RusticFox]

That is a war crime under the Geneva convention. So even if you did manage to leave. You would be arrested at the first airport or in your home country.

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Why would what he said on the matter mean anything?

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I think where you'd run into trouble is trying to get it through US customs.

[Brando10222]

Go for it