I'm an unemployed Trump supporter who does not support vaccinations or abortions. How can I get a girl to like me?

[Anonymous]

I'm in love with a really hot college girl in my neighborhood who studies gender studies. I met her at the grocery store and see her walking her dog sometimes. But I'm afraid she won't like me because I live with my parents, I'm unemployed but only because Trump isn't president and I can't wait to vote for him. While I'm waiting for Trump to get re-elected, I've been working for a non-profit organization that helps women choose live over abortions, so maybe she'll appreciate that I do volunteer work.

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The consensus among the libs is that I should deceive her, which isn't surprising. How does this sound: "Hi, my name is Jake. I like abortions."

[Anonymous]

An Unemployed Pro-Life Trump Supporter Finds Love in Unexpected Place

In a world where politics can often divide us, one unlikely couple is proving that love can still be found in the most unexpected places.

Meet Jake, an unemployed pro-life Trump supporter who lives with his parents in a small rural town. After months of struggling to find a job and feeling like his chances of finding love were slim to none, Jake was determined to turn his luck around.

And then one day, while shopping in his local grocery store, he encountered a beautiful college girl studying gender studies. Her name was Sarah, and Jake knew that she was probably the last person he should be talking to. But he was too intrigued to pass up the opportunity for conversation.

To his surprise, Sarah was equally intrigued by Jake's story and the two ended up talking for hours. As the conversation continued, Jake realized that Sarah was surprisingly open-minded and they began to develop a deep connection.

The two eventually began dating and are still happily together today, despite the fact that their views are so different. This unexpected relationship serves as an example to the world that love is possible even if two people come from completely different backgrounds.

[Anonymous]

You need to get a job, and get in shape.
Don't be picky you must always be working and you must have your own place.

Women are programed to really only want strong men they think can support themselfs. That means you must be employed no matter what your employed doing.

Next don't focus on any 1 woman, keep you options open.

As a rule the more attractive the woman the more difficult she will be to get, keep, and live with. You will thank yourself later if you go lower down the ladder.

[Dіldophobe]

The dildophobe will add, that while you're right about it all, "programmed" may mean a few different things. We know there are biological programmes influencing it, as well as brainwashing, of which there are many different types, and can often override the natural instincts.
For example, as a liberal woman, Sarah would not shock me if she's into powerless cucks.

[BlackBeauty90]

Obviously a troll. But if real, I hope she carries mace & knows how to use it.

[Asker]

You don't know a good man when you see one. I favor tax cuts.

[BlackBeauty90]

ROFL. Then you'd be living on the streets. Who do you think pays for your welfare / benefits?

[Asker]

My parents.

[BlackBeauty90]

And unless they work or have their own self-sufficent business that pays all of their bills, how do you think they pay for things? Through old age pensions which tax payers pay for. If they'd a company pension that's something they kind of paid for for themselves.

[DarkLegacy]

Lol i thought he was trolling too

[Asker]

@blackbeauty90 You just jealous coz I don't pay taxes.

[BlackBeauty90]

Why would I be jealous of a loser?

[SecretsofKB]

I'm really hoping this is a troll question lol

[Asker]

Oh what, you wouldn't date me just because I'm unemployed and support Trumps' views on immigration and foreign policy?

[SecretsofKB]

Well, yeah. I wouldn't date you because of your political views. Your employment status matters less if you're actively looking for jobs. Oh, and I'm also gay.

But that's not why I would hope this is a troll question. It just seems pretty obvious you're trying to get a rise out of people.

[Asker]

Yeah Ok I'm skeptical of environmental regulations and NATO so I'm out of the picture? Makes no sense.

[SecretsofKB]

You're not gonna get a ride from me bud. But yeah sure, those ideals along with others on abortion lead me to throwing you out as a potential partner.

[BlackBeauty90]

@SecretsofKB - he might as well just dig himself a hole.

[Asker]

Yeah Ok, so if we're getting it on and I tell you I'm not in favor of gun control, you're just going to leave me there with my pants down?

[SecretsofKB]

Lol that's a pretty big assumption you'd make it that far.

[Anonymous]

Do you not like vaccines in general or just how the covid vaccine is handled? Making this distinction might be able to help you seem less crazy because it sounds like you are against all vaccines which is not a very popular view even among Trump supporters.

As for abortion, even though there are women who hold the same views, good fucking luck finding them. They might have the views but are likely going to pretend that they don't so they don't instantly become an outcast in the university.

[Surely]

Depending on which side of the abortion issue she is on. Also how strong her political views are. If you are currently looking for work while volunteering. She should be OK with you.
Be yourself and show some interest in her.

[Blondeguy666]

This is obviously poorly crafted bait. I can't believe how many people are sincerely answering. Then again, partisan politics does attract the dumbest, most opinionated people.

[exitseven]

When you said gender studies I gave up all hope for you. Really, do yourself a favor and forget about it. She probably is a nutjob. Maybe you will meet some hot conservative girl at the next Trump rally.

[Anonymous]

Maybe come up with a better sales pitch than unemployed unvaccinated trump supporter. You are an independent free thinking, non conforming, human person who cares about free speech and sanctity of life who appreciates real feminine beauty (like college girls) and the intellect of females (like studying gender studies)

[QuietRunner]

Play Biden's game

get the food stamps and move out

[Asker]

I was thinking I might try the Biden approach but she's over 18.

[Anonymous]

With management at my old work place you would get a lot of money. Management let all non whites do heavy meat lifting for 8 hours while they box up meats for the same pay rate. Too bad I wouldn’t tell you the company.

[es20490446e]

If I was a woman, with that profile, I wouldn't want to date you.

Because I would like to be with someone who chooses based on reasoning, not primary impulses like group belonging.

[FunkyMonkee]

Just be you!! If you have to change yourself for her, she's not likely to be worth it! if she doesn't like who you are, that's HER loss!!

[goaded]

Copy your hero and lie your ass off. Nice trolling, by the way.

[DarkLegacy]

lol don't know if you are just joking or trolling but there is nothing wrong with not supporting abortions.

[Anonymous]

Congrats, 4 red flags in one sentence. What a catch you are.

[DarkLegacy]

Obviously he is trolling but he is entitled to those views and opinions.

[Anonymous]

If your parents kick you out, you can move to Mar Largo and live in Trump's back yard, you can even get buried there too. You need to grow up and get real.

[Anonymous]

Good one, bro. Now go get your cookies.

[Anonymous]

You’re not very good at trolling. In fact you’re pretty shitty at it.

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Cut your hair, change your name, get job.

[SaoirseS]

I smell troll.

[NewsReader]

Obviously a troll post

[douride2]

Lie cheat & decieve.

[Asker]

You think I should pull a Biden?

[BeMuse]

Sure you are...

[msc545]

Will you invite all of us to the wedding?

[jshm2]

You don't get to breed, kiddo.

[RolandCuthbert]

Get a job.

[Anonymous]

fucking troll.

[OddBeMe]

Get employed.