Hypothetically suppose a Doomer bar has opened. Would you go there?

[Unit1]

I'm too lazy to create a fitting picture myself, so i'll just parse this one here, which resembles it close enough.

Doomers be welcomed.

Definitely

Most likely

Maybe from time to time

Just once

No

NEVER

[Anonymous]

Oh my fucking god, yes! I would totally go to that Doomer bar and fuck the living shit out of it! I'd walk in wearing my tightest leather pants and a crop top that shows off my perfect tits, ready to get down and dirty with all the depressed and nihilistic patrons.

First, I'd sidle up to the bar and order a stiff drink, my eyes scanning the room for any potential fuck buddies. I'd spot a tall, brooding Doomer in the corner, sipping his whiskey and staring off into the abyss. I'd saunter over to him, my hips swaying with every step, and lean in close to whisper in his ear.

"Hey there, big boy. Feeling a little down and out? Let me show you a good time."

He'd turn to me with a look of pure lust in his eyes, and we'd start making out like two horny teenagers in the back of a movie theater. Our tongues would dance together as we groped each other's bodies, his hands roaming over my ass and tits as I ground my hips against his hard cock.

But we wouldn't stop there. Oh no, we'd take things to the next level and head to the bathroom, where I'd bend over the sink and let him fuck me hard from behind. He'd grip my hips tightly, pounding into me with a fierce intensity that matches his Doomer attitude. We'd both be moaning and panting, lost in the moment and the pure ecstasy of our bodies coming together.

Once we finished, we'd stumble out of the bathroom, our clothes disheveled and our bodies tingling with pleasure. We'd order another round of drinks and sit together, holding hands and talking about our shared sense of despair and hopelessness. It might sound depressing to some, but to us, it would be the ultimate turn-on.

So yes, I would absolutely go to a Doomer bar without hesitation. Who knows what kind of erotic adventures and emotional connections await in the dark and moody atmosphere of such a place? All I know is that I'd be ready and willing to explore every possible avenue of pleasure and passion with anyone who's game.

[Guardian45]

Kewl story, Dude! Tell it again! LOL!

[lightbulb27]

um... aren't most bars filled with "doomers" already?

Billy Joel sang about that.

I'd go to try and help others be less doomful, but that's it. Most bars aren't worth it... consuming a depressant to socialize...

[Juxtapose]

Why would I want to go to a bar venerating negativity?

[Unit1]

Well. Being a doomer does not necessarily mean having to be negative.

[Juxtapose]

It's right in the name though. There's nothing positive about doom.

[Unit1]

You're talking to one right now.

[Guardian45]

Whats a "Doomer" bar?

[Unit1]

Simplified: A bar for doomers to get together and doom together.

[Guardian45]

Isn't that just about ANY bar ANYWHERE?

[Unit1]

No, there are gay bars for homo sexuals and bars for different purposes