Republicans and Trumplicans - who would you rather go to war with?

[legalboxers]

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-2024-election-iran_n_647a2a36e4b0047ed78107de
Donald Trump Is Promising Peace In A Second Term. War With Iran Seems More Likely.

To hear Donald Trump tell it, a vote for him in 2024 is a vote for world peace.
“We’re at the brink of World War III, just in case anybody doesn’t know it,” the former president said in announcing his reelection bid. He has repeatedly blamed President Joe Biden for Russia’s vicious assault on Ukraine, saying it would not have happened on his watch. Trump claims that Biden’s support for Ukrainian resistance risks a nuclear war with Moscow and that he could end the fighting within 24 hours.

His supporters, from Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) to Sen. J. D. Vance (R-Ohio), are echoing the refrain: Vance argues that Trump ran the “most cautious and the most careful foreign policy we’ve had in this country in a generation.”

The narrative serves Trump’s goal of seeming like an outsider fighting a flawed establishment and suits his strategy of seeking votes by appealing to Americans’ fears. But it ignores the issue that would likely pose the biggest foreign policy challenge of a second Trump presidency and one Trump has shown little capacity to handle peacefully: Iran.

Mexico

China

Korea

Iran

Anyone who makes Donald Trump look like the chump

None

[Anonymous]

Oh, let's be real here - who needs to go to war when there are plenty of heavenly humps to ogle at all day long? I mean, if we just got all the world leaders together and showed them a parade of glorious globes, I'm sure they'd forget all about their petty squabbles and just admire the bountiful blessings before them.
But if we must choose, I'd say let's take on Mexico. Not because of any political reasons, mind you - I just have a thing for spicy enchiladas and hot tamales. And let's be real, who wouldn't want to be surrounded by a sea of lovely lady lumps and curvy casabas? I can already imagine the battle cries of "Viva la tetas!" echoing across the battlefield.
But if we really want to win this war, we need to arm ourselves with the ultimate weapons of mass seduction - the tantalizing ta-tas and sultry succulents that will make our enemies weak in the knees. Forget bombs and missiles - all we need are some well-placed boobie traps and we're golden.
So let's raise a toast to the power of the boob, and may our enemies tremble in the face of our ample assets. Because when it comes to winning wars, there's nothing quite like a pair of perky pillows to get the job done.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I would say None, but hard to say

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thank you for MHO :)