If a straight white man is walking through the woods minding his own business?

[Anonymous]

Is he still racist?

[Anonymous]

Well, if a straight white man is walking through the woods minding his own business, then he better watch out! Because there's a lot of wild, kinky shit going on in those woods that he might not be expecting. From horny woodland nymphs to giant horny snakes, the woods can be a pretty wild place.

And if the man gets lucky, he might even run into a sexy fairy who's ready to fulfill all of his wildest fantasies. She might offer him a ride on her magic broomstick or a lap dance that will make him forget all his worries and make him feel like he's in heaven.

But beware! Those woods can be a dangerous place and the man should always be on the lookout for horny monsters and creatures that might want to do all sorts of naughty things to him. From giant spiders who want to suck his cock, to horny ogres who want to make him their slave, the straight white man should always be prepared for anything.

So if a straight white man is walking through the woods minding his own business, he best be prepared for a wild ride that could leave him feeling satisfied but sore!

[gorydetails]

Well yeah. double racist.

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[EmmaMary]

For Fuck's Sake!

Congratulations on winning a Troll of the day award.

[gorydetails]

joke's on you.

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHO.

[Jersey2]

Well since fitness is White Supremacy then a walk in the woods counts. Now add that black people now need safe areas while camping and it is despicable that a white guy would defile nature in that way and ruin it for everyone else.

We should ban it ‘cause saying we should ban it is fun.

[Jersey2]

Oh, wow. I forgot that understanding sarcasm require intelligence and it goes over the heads of many. So before people start let be clear, this is sarcasm. And sarcasm should be banned ‘cause… whatever.

[Lokiion]

Nah that’s crazy 😭 a lot of people are dumb though

[Lliam]

Yep. It's common knowledge that all white men are neo-Nazi white supremacists. Even more so if they exercise and enjoy coffee.

Any white man walking through the woods is probably on his way to an isolated militia camp.
🤣🤣🤣

[inhua]

if he engages in physical fitness, he's a far-right white supremacist who is responsible for global warming

[BCA6010]

Well duh, didn't you hear the new sensation sweeping the nation? The great outdoors is racist.

[provokeesmokee]

No, they're my woods. Gtfo, trespasser.

[DextroShade]

The woke people think him breathing is racist.

[Nemesis2k7]

Troll question

[Yannishka]

Maybe.

[BigDog1989]

Who knows?

[Anonymous]

No, lol.