Joey's alcohols czar recommended that Americans only have two beers per week.
But oddly enough, Joey refuses to say whether or not he will support his own alcohol czar?
Why do you suppose that is?
My theory is that the Democrats have started to move towards a digital type of money, and outlawing traditional currency.
I've been hearing about this for years and I think it's probably going to happen.
With a digital form of money, the government will have absolute control over what you purchase.
Sorry, Sally, you've already used up your maple bar allowance for this month.
Sorry, Fred, you've already had hamburger this month, wait until next month. But crickets are on sale in aisle 7.

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