Stranger in a strange land?

[andreasderjuengere]

This is a request for cultural assistance. I was unvoluntarily thrown into a 3 weeks exile in Clinton, Connect-i-Cut, Americanesia. Please: are there any natives on here who are willing to give me a positive impression of the area?

[lightbulb27]

Oh wish id seen this. Should have gone to visit the professor studying time travel. That be fun.

[andreasderjuengere]

I chose to see your comment as a positive one 😉
To my surprise I survived emotionally unscathed.

[lightbulb27]

that's good, you could have been eaten by a bear or great white shark while swimming home... whew!!

[andreasderjuengere]

I'm sure that I would not have liked that, indeed.

[Curiosity2006]

Are the FBI involved in this? Elseways I might wanna stay clear...

[andreasderjuengere]

Right now there are two agents near my accomodation: disguised as squirrels. Until now they did nothing to me.

[Curiosity2006]

CIA would disguise as squirrels, FBI more of raccoons

[andreasderjuengere]

I seeeeeeee