Something that most people wouldn't think if they saw you. Feel free to be anonymous.😊
No one ever thinks I'm the age I am. Almost always, people assume I'm somewhere between 30-35. My mother has same gene. We look freakishly younger than we really are.
It's been fun to appear younger, but it's also a drag when someone is treating me younger. For example, I find people who are around my age will call me kiddo or allude to me not having the same experience, while they assume my age. Usually it's something like, "You probably don't remember this because it was way before your time," and then they'll mention some event I clearly know about because I was an adult, like the Oklahoma Bombing, to which I'll say, "Oh yeah, I graduated from college when that happened."
Every single time I give the big reveal, I get the same reaction. "I had no idea. I thought you were in your early 30s."
I also get hit on by men in their 20s and 30s. I'm married, but instead I'll tell them, "I'm old enough to be your mom." Again, hilarious watching their reactions when I tell them my age.
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That I have a million dollars. Anytime I reference it in a question I'm always called a liar. Which always amuses me because they act like it's an astronomical number. I've only reached that in the last year or two. The erratic nature if the market had me bouncing back and forth over the million line last year. But since this year has been so much better I'm solidly over the line this year. I'm a little obsessed with financial security. So I've invested 15% of my income since I was 21. My goal was always to reach a million by retirement. I was just fortunate to get there sooner.
But if you met me you would never know it. Because while I know I've accomplished something. It's for my retirement. A million can go fast if you start getting stupid with it. In fact now my concern is reducing risk. Remember the market collapse in 2008? I was able to double my portfolio the following year. Common sense tells me the market always comes back. But now that I'm eyeing retirement in the next 15 years. Timing is a factor. I mean I lost a 150k in the first half of last year (which i'd made back and then some by January of this year). So at some point I need to decide when to reduce my risk. But that's hard to do when I'm averaging 70k to 80k a year now in returns.
I’m actually a very laid back introvert, and I avoid energy vampires. A lot of the things must women seem to care about, I don’t even care or I just don’t deal with it.
I didn’t drive until I was 33.
I LOVE going out to eat. My husband and I eat out a lot. Every weekend and sometimes throughout the week too.
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If we're going off of physical
I have extremely good hearing, it's a joke with friends that I have "bat hearing".Night vision is better than most - can move around easily during a nighttime power out.
And my sense of smell used to be exceptional - like when I was young & parents bought / sold/flipped houses even stepping inside a house with mold would result in an instant headache - but after getting COVID I can only detect certain smells.
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Going off in general
5'2", slim & feminine prone to wearing ankle length dresses, etc. Things people won't guess.
- During unversity, during holidays, I worked for Brinks. Drove an armoured cash truck.
- During & after university I worked in the military, infantry, for 6 years. Drove tanks, etc
- Worked at a facility, former asylum, that housed criminally insane (e. g cannibals).
- Done rockclimbing, white water rafting, & more dangerous things.
I have bad anxiety. I hide my anxiety really well, but most of the time I'm trying to find an out. Most people wouldn't think I have anxiety due to how outgoing I am but on the inside I'm freaking out.
I am tough with a rough appearance ( unshaved, sunglasses etc ) Everyone moves out of the way when I walk on the street and looks at me like I'm a gangster.( i don't blame them... i do 😁 )
I only had 3 partners in my life and all 3 of them saw what I really am.
gentle and romanticOther ladies often ask my girlfriend... what on earth do see in him. She just smiles and say... I'm not gonna tell you..
That I love music from the 1930 - 1950s. Specially the Andrews Sisters and Benny Goodmen
I like weird goofy music like stuff from Bob Rivers, weird Al Yankovic, Emo Philips, Kip Addonnia and so on
I tend not to dress my age. I love vintage clothing from around WW2 time
I am a elliptic and I have seizures
That I'm also going blind, they say within 10 years I'll be completely blind
Most people look at me and think I'm still in highschool lol. I guess because of this they think I'm really really innocent. I'm not at all lol.
Silent, but people love it more than ones who talk a lot and beg attention..
That I'm not gay, lol, because I'm sure that most people presume that about me.
Sorry, I couldn't think of anything else at this time.
In the gym, I wear leggings (without shorts) or very short shorts alone and outside of that, I wear clothes that are on the tighter side and sometimes more flamboyant colours, like pink, purple, etc.
Combine that with me being 5'2, long hair, shaped eyebrows, wear stud earrings and come from a Pakistani background, so look noticeably different from most other ones - I live in a an area with a lot of South Asians, predominantly ones from my background.
I'm not British. But since my accent sounds like a British person, I'd rather lie to them for fun than tell them the truth. The truth is embarrassing and ridiculous and...y'all really don't wanna know. 🫠
That I'm not that innocent as my personality & face makes me look like
It is fairly hard to get me to laugh. My soul was crushed when i was a teenager and in my early 20s. It seems people would confuse that with being grumpy but my eyes look like that of a survivor.
I am very perceptive about people and social situations. Of course I don't always get it right, but I do more often than not.
People would not imagine that at my age and my average looks, I've had sex with more than 100 different women. Most of this took place in college and the 8 years after that. Ages ranged from 12 years younger (always at least 18) to 25 years older.
I learned how to fly an airplane before I learned how to drive a car.
I will randomly do the "vampire sit up" in bed apparently. XD
People often assume i am a bitch when they first see me (girls mostly).
Also, i am an introvert but i still get along with other people i don't have social anxiety. I can talk to any guy no matter how he looks like i treat everyone the same. I also feel comfortable with people I don't even know in just a few seconds of meeting them I don't know why.
I play 21 different instruments :) (various different skill levels)
I listen to a bit of Nordic folk music.
I don't think anyone knows that about me.I have no self-esteem and I have depression.
I mask it well around everyone. I have a fake public persona. But the reality is, I'm severely depressed with zero self-esteem.
I was born as a boy and am still a man biologically. I am trans but it is whatever. I also used to have a drinking problem and have a few conservative views.
that as a healthcare worker in solidarity with cancer patients have buzzed my hair. yeah its a wig in my profile pic 👌
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