What would you wear to the Senate?

[exitseven]

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer announced that the US Senate will no longer require Senators to wear a suit and tie to the Senate chambers. What would you wear if you were a senator?

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I am of two minds. On the one hand I would wear a suit and tie and adhere to thae traditions of the Senate. On the other hand I would wear my Batman suit.

[ShadezMcgee]

Fetterman wanted the job but can't and refuses to follow the dress code. So now because of it they change the dress code

Christ, you are a representative and supposed to be a professional. Either wear the suit or hang it up and pass it on to someone else.

To make a fuck you to everyone I would come dressed as Deadpool if we are playing that game, attitude and all. Probably will furiously kazoo Darude's "Sandstorm" the entire time. How's that?

[exitseven]

Yes, he is a Democrat so he is special It is embarrassing

[OddBeMe]

Ties are meaningless pieces of clothing. Every other part of a suit has a purpose except a tie. I hate them with a passion and never wear them.

“Oh I like that strip of cloth hanging from your neck!”

[exitseven]

I always used to say that too. I have never learned how to tie a necktie and I am sort of proud of that fact.

[A_Bell]

Miniskirt, bustier, fishnets and 5 inch heels. It's a parlement of whores, after all.

[exitseven]

Good point

[Daniela1982]

I'd wear the same thing Biden and Lliam are wearing.

[Jamie05rhs]

@Daniela1982 What do you have against @Lliam?

[Jamie05rhs]

Oh; nvm.

[Daniela1982]

@Jamie05rhs Nothing, I like Lliam. I just hope he takes it as a joke.

[Jamie05rhs]

@Daniela1982 It's okay; I figured out what you meant. Haha

[OlderAndWiser]

Coat and tie, always! I’m no Fetterman.

[lightbulb27]

might be fun to wear a white wig like the old days and a robe. Might as well make it the circus it really is.

That would avoid having to comb my hair and put clothes on. Saves a lot of time.

Or maybe dress up like Elvis and deliver all messages that way with "yes sir, cmon baby..."

[exitseven]

Yes a powdered wig would make a statement

[Lliam]

[exitseven]

Yes, I believe you would.

[Lliam]

Or maybe this:

[Lliam]

I actually think politicians should be required to have embroidered patches of all their corporate donors sewn onto their clothes.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me I would wear a clown suit so I would fit right in with all the clowns.

[Jaximus-Lion]

I am a suit guy and even there is no rules, i will still suit up

[DarkWinterNights]

Are we ditching the facade that congress is a respectable and professional place?

[exitseven]

We are trying to not make it worse

[tfan1]

I would wear my Trump 2024 hat and Trump 2024 Make America Great Again shirt 👍🙂

[exitseven]

yes, that is exactly what I would wear.

[AviatorTom]

If I were elected to the Senate, I would wear office casual. That's less than a suit and tie, but more than shorts and a hoodie.

[DryGermanGuy]

That can't be good. Politicians in Congress were a few of the American people left that know how to dress properly.

I am sure that Mr. Fetterman is a decent human being, but he dresses like a car mechanic at a barbecue.

[exitseven]

he is a horse's ass.

[bolverk]

Casual smart dress at a minimum - suit and tie when there's a function. Just because Fetterman has a problem remembering what day it is, doesn't mean the dress code should change just for him.

[sage2021]

Probably my nightgown and 🧦 socks. That's all I ever wear.

[Dargil]

Blue blazer with an open-collar white Oxford shirt, Khaki slacks and penny loafers.
Preppy.

[Jamie05rhs]

I would dress like a respectable gentleman like you are supposed to do.

[msc545]

Tennis shoes, blue jeans and a t-shirt and a leather jacket.

[Daniela1982]

What? You dress like Fonzie? Sit on it Ritchie!

[Jennz6]

There’s one guy that never wears a jacket for his suit, can’t remember his name

[DubiousIntentions]

Maybe it's a "she"?

[exitseven]

Fetterman

[ShadezMcgee]

That'd be John Fetterman

[Jennz6]

@ShadezMcgee Jim Jordan?

[ShadezMcgee]

Nope, different guy. John Fetterman from Pennsylvania. Always wears shorts and hoodies in Senate when dress code is suits. He also found a loophole to vote from the doorway to avoid wearing uniform for when votes are cast.

[Jennz6]

@ShadezMcgee sneaky lol

[exitseven]

Jim Jordan is not a semmnator and I bet he shows up to the House of Representatives wearing a suit.

[BoopBoopBeep]

Clown suit so I could fit in

[Iron_Man]

My pinstripe suit

[gorydetails]

A clown suit. Seems most appropriate.

[Sparkie460]

I'd wear a clown outfit or a pile of shit costume.

[DubiousIntentions]

@sparkie460 Too late, Biden beat you to it, big shoes and all. Might explain him tripping over his own feet?

[Sparkie460]

He can't see 2 inches in front of him. You see how it always looks like his eyes are closed. He doesn't want to see how bad he fucked up

[Cubus]

Suit and tie still

[Anonymous]

A pig costume.