What is the stupidest thing you got away with?

[BLP11520]

I out foxed a cop

[midnightmoon05]

Drove up the wrong side of one way street. Cops approaching…looked at me, smiled, shook their heads, continued their merry way…then I realized I was going the wrong way. Embarrassed.

cop car stopped me…I had no clue why…they looked inside and said…oh you are a …. I said yes (they saw my staff name tag around my neck)

told me they stopped me because one of my back light was out and get it fixed.

I did get caught for a few other things that I didn’t get away with 😝 fines tickets etc…

[BLP11520]

Ok you were lucky

[katiesmuff]

Having sex on a hotel elevator and in the hallway going to the room.

[BLP11520]

Woah!! That’s something!

[KostasKouvalis]

Are you the lady I saw on PornHub?

[katiesmuff]

@KostasKouvalis I only ever in one group of sex tapes of me and a friend 20 years ago and if they got from where we sent them to PornHub I am not aware! They were on the internet and it is said once on they are never gone so I just don't know.

[KostasKouvalis]

This was a whole channel with multiple videos

[katiesmuff]

@KostasKouvalis Yes it was totally all homemade

[exitseven]

It was the first day that the roads opened after a big blizzard. I spent the afternoon at a bar and was very drunk when I was driving home. The snow was piled so high that it covered a stop sign. A cop was hiding across the street and saw me blow right through. I got pulled over and I knew. If I had a conversation with the cop he was going to know I was loaded. When he came to the window I just cranked down the window an inch and stuck my license and registration out the window. He just grabbed it and went back to his car and wrote up the ticket and came back. I cranked the window down an inch again and he handed me the ticket. I rolled up rhe window and carefully drove off. I did not mind getting the ticket because I could have ended up with a DUI

[BLP11520]

Dude you are lucky

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[DryGermanGuy]

Driving an road-unworthy car with lapsed insurance. The police followed me parking my car but when I got out, they saw a proper young man in a suit. I saw their „Forget it“- expression when they turned around and left. Saved me a few hundred in fines. 😬

[BLP11520]

Dodged a bullet😊

[KostasKouvalis]

How did you "out fox" him? What did you do?

In high school me and my buddy staged a food fight during recess. The best part was, there was a freakin' yard duty right there and didn't notice😂 I don't think people realized it was planned, until I admitted it in one of my classes. They must've been so confused when we walked away together, and we weren't trying to beat the shit out of each other. 😂

[Staximus]

About 25 years ago I passed a highway patrol officer on a motorcycle who was parked and speed trapping on the side of the freeway. I was going about 130. He just watched me go by and wanted no part of it.

[BLP11520]

My experience was not as wild as that, but I ditched that donut eater 🤣

[Friendlybro79]

Giving someone regular coffee when they asked for decaf. It was funny

[KostasKouvalis]

Did they notice?

[Friendlybro79]

@KostasKouvalis oh yeah lol. They were up all night lol

[KostasKouvalis]

Did you get reprimanded? Or did you just tell your boss that it was an accident?

[Friendlybro79]

@KostasKouvalis oh this wasn't at a coffee shop this was a friend who always made a big deal out of I need decaf after 3pm lol. He was so annoying about it I gave him regular and it really did f him up lol. He was freaking cursing.. you gave me regular you piece of crap! I know you did. Lol. It was stupid funny lol