What's something minor and stupid you do, that gives you a great deal of satisfaction?

So I use buses to travel everywhere and every time I get off I'll say cheers drive, just as I always say thanks to a cashier for scanning my items.

Well if the bus driver pissed me off or was very bad at driving aka I pressed the bell but the bus didn't stop at the right stop or something, or they start and stop like nobodies business, causing you to almost fall off the seat the whole time on the bus. I will walk off and not say cheers and it feels me with such satisfaction. Even though I know there's probably hundreds of people every day who don't say thanks.

Now if that's not a British gag I don't know what is 🤣🤣
What's something minor and stupid you do, that gives you a great deal of satisfaction?
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