What did you make of the phone call from Biden to Trump after the bodged assassination?

[purplepoppy]

A transcript of the phone call has just been released. What do you make of it?

Biden: Good morning President Putin
Trump: What?
Biden: Good morning President Putin
Trump: What? Can you speak up I can't hear you.
Unknown voice: Sir, use your other ear.
Trump: That's better.
Biden: A terrible thing that's happened, our thought and prayers with you.
Trump: Thanks, it was God alone that saved me.
Biden: Amazing, especially with you not been Catholic and all that.
Trump: Pardon.
Biden: is your other ear going now.
Trump: Did you have anything to do with this?
Biden: Oh, because I'm Irish I'm friends with terrorists, is that it?
Trump: You're the one who put me in a bulls eye.
Biden: Better to see a cows head than a bulls tail.
Trump: What?
Biden: now Gods protecting you I'm removing your SS protection.
Trump: Don't give a fuck, they weren't the SS I wanted anyway.
Biden: just one question, did anyone shout Donald duck?
Trump: what?
Biden: You know, the duck from Disney. Not Daffy, the white one. I assume you prefer the white one.
Trump: Disney hasn't made anything decent since Pinocchio. I liked the crows.
Biden: If they find the bullet can I have it.
Trump: I've already sold 450 of them. Got to go now, I'm working on turning Thomas Crooks into a gay black liberal immigrant. Bye.
Biden: Bye Nixon.

[Surely]

Wouldn’t surprise me if Biden would call Trump. Putin or Hitler. Which he already has!
Trump needs to hang the bullet around his neck. As the snipers hang their “Hog’s Tooth “ around theirs. For the one that didn’t get him!
It is amazing that someone didn’t say “Donald Duck!”

[Red_Arrow]

After the shot the Secret Service tried to completely cover Trump, but he wanted more pictures so he kept raising up and yelling. Anybody with an ounce of brains would know to stay down at that time.

[Surely]

@Red_Arrow you could hear in the background. Shooter down! Before they let him get up.

[on_my_knees]

Trump: <hangs up> Senile old bastard has no idea how easy it is to find a suicidal 20 yr old to stage an assassination, does he?

[dustybiker2]

I had pondered this conversation. lol Reality was probably worse.

[Alli112]

Just to be clear, this is not a real transcript.

[Red_Arrow]

Thank you. We all thought it was real. NOT.

[Alli112]

@Red_Arrow Hey, some people are genuinely going to believe it. Not many hopefully, but still.

[captain_voidwalker]

time for funny memes

[Dongie]

Now thas' a little more like it.

[SotiCoto]

Trump credits his survival to divine intervention.
Trumptards credit his survival to skill.
Alas he has neither divinity nor competence in any sense. He survived due to fluke, and it is an unfortunate outcome.

[captain_voidwalker]

So you endorse political violence?

[Dongie]

It was most definitely Devine intervention. I've had experience in that beautiful field. I assure you that God, our Father, directed that bullet.

[Dongie]

@captain_, he is a murderer and that Devine intervention he scoffs at will have his ass in a sling.

[Jennz6]

That figures he wouldn’t get his name correct

[Red_Arrow]

It is hard to separate Putin and Trump since Trump cares more for Putin than Americans.

[OhLongJohnsoning]

this is why i hate that there's no age limit for being president

you have to be 35, so, why is there no UPPER LIMIT

[exitseven]

I imagine that Biden really thinks that it's too bad that the Trumps shooter missed and he just called President Trump to make himself look good.

[dustybiker2]

That right there is the difference between Trump and Biden, modern republicans and weak dems. Switch that and you would find reality. Biden wouldn't think that no matter if he dislikes him or neutral.

[Anonymous]

At least Biden reached out to people. Trump went and played golf.

[PA19062024]

Actually, I'd like to know if anyone nearby really did say, "Donald, duck!"

[robocop666]

is this real? they are the same idiots we see on tv. Some politicians are not like who they portray themself in real life.

[Syntosi]

No this is not real. For what its worth, Biden is a career politician. Him talking with Trump would probably be one of the driest conversations on the planet. Having even a single joke in there would be inconceivable.

[coachTanthony]

Sounds about right lol

[AviatorTom]

What can I say? 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

[OhLongJohnsoning]

@AviatorTom she's joking dude. this didn't happen, lol

[AviatorTom]

@OhLongJohnsoning I think I know the Welsh lady well enough to get her sarcasm. I started laughing at the third line. This would be a great SNL skit, except the show is down for the summer.

[NathanDavis]

this is too real to not be true... lmfao

[Likes2drive]

This is hilarious 😂 Donald, Duck !

[normalice]

😂😂

[MrGSpotHer]

Who told you this it's quite accurate 😂

[WhitneySnow]

lol…

[RavVid]

Very good. Love it.

[Wiredone]

Pretty funny

[dasey]

who cares