
I'm not being braggadocious, but both of my parents were smart, and the apple doesn't fall far from the... the thing... you know the thing...
The phrase that drives me crazy is: "Walls don't work"
Wait, what? How do they not work? I live in an apartment, and I love my walls. They work just fine.
Oh, the border wall. Should we have just planted fields of daisies?

That might work. When I hear someone say that walls don't work, I try to imagine what it must be like to be that fucking stupid. How do walls not work?
Gomer: Walls don't work, because they just need to carry a 50 foot ladder for thousands of miles.
Avacado: Yes, I see your point.

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