How do I come to America?

Question

I have no money, I have no job, my life is very bad, how will I come, my dream is to live in America.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Through the legal immigration process, of course. Of course, I heard it's very costly and time consuming.

Or, you could "sneak" through the Southern border with the assistance of the U. S. government, the U. N., and NGO's that are facilitating breaking American laws and flooding the country with what amounts to an invasion of foreigners, mostly poor, uneducated, and/or with no affinity for America. But beware, if somehow Donald Trump or any of his pro-America Patriots end up back in the White House your stay will be short-lived. They're hell-bent on overseeing the largest illegal immigrant mass deportation operation in the history of the world. Within 1 year you'll be leaving peacefully, or you'll be leaving dead. Just be alert, because you'll be leaving if they get the reins of the Executive Branch back underneath them. He and his band of patriotic Americans are going scorched earth this time.

meepmeeperton · Accepted Answer

I guess you could try to marry an American guy but he might send you back if you can't fold his laundry and clean his skid marks out of the toilet every day.

idonotlikeyou · Accepted Answer

Get a profession that's in demand in the US. Someone on the forum advised me to pursue programming, but I don't have time to study. I live in the US and recently lost my job, barely making ends meet. If you don't have a good profession, don't even think about it.

purplepoppy · Accepted Answer

Just go there on holiday and don't leave. Same as any other country. As long as you don't draw attention to yourself you can live just about anywhere. A good tip is to live in a touristy area and you won't stick out as much if your English isn't great.

sage2021 · Answer

It won't be easy in America 🇺🇸 either. You missed the boat already.
We just had more than 18 million people successfully come into America 🇺🇸 and where exactly do you think they would have room for you now?

EmmaMary · Answer

Congratulations on winning a  Troll  of the day award.

Guacamole409 · Answer

Block all the morons on this thread, and I will get you here.

Anonymous · Answer

It's clear that you have no conditions to move to another country. Perhaps you could marry an American man or you should stay where you are.

KostasKouvalis · Answer

It's easy. Just walk across the border in Mexico.

In_Trance · Answer

Don't bother. Stay where you are

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