How to be an American?

[Anonymous]

[OneViewpoint]

• Lower than average IQ
• Higher than average body fat.
• Lower than average discipline
• Higher than average blood pressure.
• Lower than average education.
• Higher than average opinion of yourself.
• Lower than average empathy.
• Higher than average sense of entitlement.
• Lower than average self control.
• Higher than average hate.

[msc545]

Very good, but you forgot: Higher than average racism.

[purplepoppy]

Well first you gotta hate stuff, particularly people and hate stuff that you think people you hate like.

Then you got to rant about America being the land of opportunity while bitching about how you can't afford eggs.

Don't forget to boast about being the greatest nation on earth while contributing Jack Shit to it.

Bang on about freedom then when asked what it means reply, "we got guns and can shout derogatory words."

[Anonymous]

Wait for Trump to eat a few more McDoubles so nature takes its course, then you may be able to move here.

[TrimmedTip]

Depends on what nationality you originally come from, depends on what you want to do in the United States. Basically, it depends on multiple factors.

[DryGermanGuy]

You need to chew gum, sue your neighbors twice a year and shoot guns. Oh and either be able to eat a lot or wear a fatsuit. 🧐

[slatyb]

If you mean a U. S. citizen, the easiest way is to be born there. Otherwise you can become a naturalized citizen but it's a long process, and now it's not safe to try.

[Screenwriter]

You have to be more specific...

[Anonymous]

Simple, become a legal US citizen.

[Anonymous]

Get a us citizenship