How do you counter feminism 101?

Feminism 101:
If you’re wealthier than a woman, you’re considered an Oppressor!
If you’re poorer than a woman, you’re considered trash!
If you’re more educated than a woman, you’re considered Privileged!
If you’re less educated than a woman, you’re considered a Loser!
If your attitude is, 'Let me protect you!' You’re considered a Benevolent sexist!
If your attitude is, ‘I won't protect you.' You’re considered a Misogynist!

How can men ever win? How would you counter these?
How do you counter feminism 101?
How do you counter feminism 101?
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