Death knocks on your door. Your response?

[Unit1]

You can't deter, fight, negotiate or not open the door for death. Your time is up. What's your response or attitude?

Fine 😞

Whatever 😑

What took you so long, you slow ass bastard? 😠💢

NOOOOOOO (dramatic)

I see god has decided, that my time to go is now. So be it.

Why now of all times? 😡🤬 You couldn't have picked any worse time for me to go than today

Something else?

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FYI if you post
"Not home", "dont open the door" or "Come back later" its the same as standing still to be executed 😛
Told ya, its not an option

[MisterWack]

“You can't deter, fight, negotiate or not open the door for death. Your time is up. What's your response or attitude?”

I would say to him, at least tell me this… That I can inform my girlfriend, loved ones & distant friends all over the world that I’m going because of your decision and that I may have a question answered about a friend I lost due to a tragic accident that what happens when we died, where did she go specifically since she was an angel & deserves to be flying as one since she was devoted to God and was a woman of God please tell me I can say goodbye one last time and know the fate of my dear friend… All I ask. Find it in your heart to allow me these things, please.

[Unit1]

Your wish shall be honored.

[MisterWack]

@Unit1 I mean you’re not death, do hope when my time is near to run out I can at least do things to make sure my business on this mortal plain is done with…

[Unit1]

I know. I'm saying that's something i trust a hypothetical grim reaper would grant you.

[MisterWack]

@Unit1 Thanks, though the hypothetical grim reaper I would think would be more grim hence his name…

[Unit1]

In the real world, death just comes and doesn't wait.
In the mythological aspect of grim reaper, I believe he/she/it would grant you your last prehumous will.

[MisterWack]

@Unit1 Yeah very true

[Dargil]

You look exhausted. Can I get you a Bourbon? I'll have one with you before I Go.

[Unit1]

Not bad! I reckon grim reaper would likely agree to that.

[Dargil]

Ya just gotta make the best of it.

[Unit1]

Imagine you both sit down and he asks "So how's life? I only know death"

[Dargil]

Exactly. As an old guy, I'd have hours of stories to tell. Maybe I could Word Salad him for a while to prepare for that Bright Light.

[Unit1]

Sure thing because why not? Death is just being death 😏 he can do you a favor later on too in regards

[midnightmoon05]

Come in. Have a cone of tea with me. I’ll show you how it feels to be alive than death. He can make a choice to be on my team!!

[purplepoppy]

Accept it. It would actually be comforting because you'd know it wasn't the end.

[1073sucks]

I never open the door. If they don’t have a key they’re not getting in.

[lightbulb27]

Jesus, make sure my wife and kids are cared for...

[MikeTheBartender]

I would have loved to keep rocking and rolling, but it's been a good life. Let's see what's on the other side.

[alice55]

I would surely cry and beg and go hide in my room

[Anonymous]

Why are you so depressed always writing about death when you're so smart?

[Unit1]

I'm intelligent, that's why i write about death 🤪

[strateguy632]

4th, i would be in denial.

[exitseven]

Yes, I am not home. Come back later. Much Later

[WhitneySnow]

Calm acceptance

[paledreams]

is the pizza free? 🍕 🆓

[Dongie]

Not home. Come back later.

[Anonymous]

What took you so long?

[Agape93]

C. About damn time.

[ChicoFromThe305]

5 more minutes? 🥺

[Fireguy17]

Bite me I'm busy.