Do you agree with me that it's not fair or equitable to only allow smart and skilled pilots to fly you and your family across the Bering Sea?

[saraupstairs]

That's a long-ass flight. At 70 miles per hour, water is as hard as cement. But if your plane somehow survives the crash, you will live a good two minutes longer before the cold water kills you. But it's a risk you took when you bought the ticket. Why is it my fault that i'm a shitty pilot?

And, yes, it's true that I crashed my RC plane in about 5 minutes. But is it my fault that some dumb-ass planted all those trees? Who plants trees at an airport?

Diversity has been around forever and so has inclusion. But now it's time for "Equity." Why should I be denied a cushy pilot job, just because I'm a shitty pilot? That's why I'm voting for Kamala. Kamala grew up in a middle class family, and she also grew up in a middle class family. Why doesn't she protect the border? Because she grew up in a middle class family.

So let's say I crashed the plane about 1,000 miles into the Bering Sea. Just lift up your seat cushion. You will find a whistle. And those fuckers are loud. The rescue helicopters will be there in a flash.

And screw that Elon guy. Meritocracy is sexist and racist. If you fly on my plane across the Bering Sea, your chances of survival are easily 50%! And the peanuts are free.

[Dongie]

But gee Sara, isn't that placing other people's lives in great danger just to call it an opportunity for the less talented and gifted? How about a butcher to operate on your brain? Or maybe a sexual retard to babysit the kids?

[saraupstairs]

Dongie, your problem is that you can't see the moment in which you can exist in time and in the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jc-kL22fQU

[Dongie]

Wow!! I can see it all now. Thanks, Harris! And you too Sara.

[saraupstairs]

She's a very unique kind of special.

[seeyounexttuesday]

Well I grew up in a middle class family and I'm very angry the blind are being discriminated against. Blind pilots will show the world that we care about diversity and equity.

[saraupstairs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYn8W_wsHVs

An adult crack baby wanted me to watch that movie. It was her way to convey to me what her life was like. There is no way you could sit down and talk to her, without tears in your eyes. When a young lady tells you that she hates her mother for not killing her, it will change you. You will never be the same.

[exitseven]

@seeyounexttuesday I would fly with Stevie Wonder anytime.

[saraupstairs]

@exitseven

Why won't they let Stevie be a bus driver? They have those long stick things! It's totally doable!

[Dongie]

YEEEE-HAWwww...

[lightbulb27]

that's awsome sarcastic whit there... as a former RC pilot that crashed a few... I recommend getting a flight simulator... and a more stable plane. That plane is gonna be tricky to fly.. or what's left of it. Skills... you hit the nail on the head... are important. So is training! I shoulda tried to get my wife and step kids into this, but too late to start.

You are so right. 20% of the pilots that fail the training should be flying. why the heck not, it ain't' that big a deal when there's a computer in charge anyways? However by law, those pilots can only fly the politicians, not civilians. we wouldn't want to take risks with civilians.

It's so easy to solve equity issues...

...

I will note I've met some really awsome young people, of non european descent, that were highly motivated to be pilots. This is what we want... people that love to fly and have the aptitude. It's the essence of the spirit of the country and the laws... life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to live to your full potential. If thats flying a plane, then fantastic.

If they aren't good at it, take up something else... and do not allow them to do dangerous crap...

p. s. I hope you got insurance... those RC planes can do a lot of damage fast...

[saraupstairs]

In the directions of my RC plane, it said to not fly them on windy days. I wonder what they meant by that? What's wrong with wind? The directions should have talked about stupid people planting trees in stupid places!

My cool plane loved windy days.

And for those who say I'm a crappy driver... then get the fuck off the sidewalk! It's not a perfect world. There are no guarantees in life! If it were up to me, we wouldn't even have sidewalks. Sidewalks are dangerous!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uAj4wBIU-8

[lightbulb27]

😹😹😹

[Lliam]

Requiring people to earn pilot's licenses is so demeaning. Imagine how sad they feel if they can't qualify.
Would you want your kid to feel bad because some other kid got a trophy but he/she didn't? Why should kids be held back in school just because they fail classes? Such things lead to low self-esteem.

[saraupstairs]

That is so very true! On my very first flight, it was a dual prop plane.
My cousin and I had seats on the right wing. I was so dang nervous. I noticed that the right propeller was going slower than the left. I somehow thought this was normal. It HAD to be normal, right? Pretty soon the right propeller stopped. Now I was really nervous. But in my mind, I justified it. People get tired, and so do propellers. That propeller just needed a break, right? Please tell me the propeller was just taking a break! Lie to me if you have to.

Soon our super cool captain came over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, you may have noticed that the right propeller has stopped. There's no reason to worry, this Dash 8 is fully capable of flying on just one propeller. But just to be safe, I think I'm gonna turn around and take us home."

Everyone on the plane was shitting bullets. When the plane landed, the cool captain's voice came back on.

"Ladies and gentleman, the bad news is we're back where we started. The good news is, at least we're on the ground. I for one am happy we're back on the ground. Ground is good."

Everyone on the plane started laughing, cheering and applauding. Being on the ground is a nice place to be. THAT pilot was a rock star! Just the sound of his voice, told you this wasn't his first rodeo. And, that's the way it should be. :)

[exitseven]

I have not been on a plane since before 9/11 happened. I cannot deal with the long lines and cavity searches. This is just another reason why I drive everywhere in my truck.

[saraupstairs]

On the news they said that peanut butter is now considered a liquid, so you can't bring it on planes. But if you have a doctor's note, you can bring on your "comfort" alligator on the plane with you. That just makes sense.

Airport Guy: Excuse me, Seven, is that a Rolex watch?
Seven: Yes.
Airport Guy: Sorry, I'm gonna have to take that. Are you carrying any cash?
Seven: Yes, $200.00.
Airport Guy: Sorry, I'll be needing that, also.

[Dargil]

They want DEI. Didn't Earn It.