American dudes: Joe Biden is the president, and your keyboard pal asks how to get here. You say?

[pacificopete]

1. Go to the embassy and fill out your proper paperwork.

2. I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy who owes me a favor in Mexico City.

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Let me clarify. You want your long distance pal to come to America. Do you do it legally or illegally?

[FunkyMonkee]

Go to Mexico and walk right in, Joey will give you shitloads of cash and then come see me, split the cash with me and I'll help you get in the correct way.

[pacificopete]

Thanks!

[14gurlz2gagonit]

If under Biden, then every incentive is to be illegal.

[pacificopete]

100%. Why wait a year and fill out all that paperwork if you don't have to?

[14gurlz2gagonit]

And the benefits! I'm American struggling against just trying to stay afloat. I would love just just come across that boarder, say I'm seeking asylum, and then get free food, money for food, phone, a place to stay.

Literally they get treated better than when I joined the military to serve this country. Biden somehow made it red pilled and based to be an illegal. Think about it... a brand new SSN... hell yeah, now I vote twice.

A dream I couldn't take advantage of because of my circumstance, but now with Trump... at least I get treated fairly instead of being incentivized to manipulate like that just for free shit.

[pacificopete]

They say that the terrorists in prison at guantano Bay Cuba get better medical and better food than the prison guards. I believe that 100%.

[14gurlz2gagonit]

Yeah they do! It's really fucked up that our prisoners receive more medical and food than some homeless vet that couldn't adjust to civilian life when he came back from being a slave for our military system that keeps all of this in place back at home.

I wouldn't be so bitter about it if they just at least treated vets as good as an illegal immigrant during Biden. But no... certain places were kicking our own kids out of schools to house illegals during Biden. Worst thing that I've ever seen for the Democrats... Biden.

[pacificopete]

The Democrats are fucked in the head. There is a story about a little girl who went to school one day in California. When she got home her mother asked her what she learned today. The little girl said she didn't learn anything because the teacher didn't speak English.

[14gurlz2gagonit]

That's insane and the fact that it probably happened for real... insane. Even Mexico isn't going to let me teach math because I don't speak broken Spanish.

[pacificopete]

That's smart of them. I met a husband and wife who moved to one of those fancy resorts in Mexico to teach English to the staff. They each made about $1,500 per month plus free room and board at a resort. $3,000 goes a long way when you don't have to worry about a roof over your head or food. Maybe you should give that a try.

[14gurlz2gagonit]

Yeah I did that in the military but that's another story.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

"For your sake, cancel or postpone your aspirations to migrate here. Try Canada. However, there are already lots of migrants there competing against natural-born Canadians for jobs and benefits. You'll just be adding to the problem and not the solution."

[pacificopete]

Why?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Really?

You're asking me "why?"

It's pretty tumultuous regarding immigration nowadays, don't you think?

[pacificopete]

Are you against immigration?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Far from "against" but very much "for" strict immigration reforms.

I support deportation of criminal illegal aliens.

I support ICE.

I support Homeland Security.

I support Tom Homan.

Anyone who wants to migrate had better do it by legal means only.

Otherwise, don't expect me to help anyone get smuggled in or fixed by means of bogus marriages, etc.

[pacificopete]

I don't think you understood the question

[Ariesman81]

Funny thing is... I was dealing with a gal from Brazil and mentioned she should just hop on the train. I told her I'd pick her up at the New York Ritz and we'd use her debit card to live it up.
She thought I was lying.

[pacificopete]

Well, you weren't lying. 🤣

[mattthefatbat]

Aw im sorry but the welcoming gates to new migrants and immigrants is honestly closing.. because Joe Biden is not the president right now Trump is.

[pacificopete]

read the update

[mattthefatbat]

Well you do it legally ofcourse. but it would probably be easier for you to just go see her than for her to face being deported thanks to trump's deportation policies.

[pacificopete]

I said in the title that Biden is the president

[MisterWack]

The President of The United States of America is Donald J Trump.

[pacificopete]

I forgive you. Most people are too f****** stupid to imagine a hypothetical question.

[MisterWack]

@pacificopete I hypothetical that isn’t real.
Why didn’t you ask about if Hoover was President? Or Nixon? Or the toothfairy?

[pacificopete]

If you are just lonely and want someone to argue with, you're in the wrong place. My question is about immigration under biden. If you can't put on your big boy pants and answer then leave.

[princeofromance]

Who is the woman in the picture above?

[Ariesman81]

That there is who we call... wifey.

[princeofromance]

@Ariesman81 She is very beautiful.

[pacificopete]

From sukuradate

[jimmy2]

Agree the right way