Why are so many people MAGA, right wing, and conspiracy theorists in Missouri?

[Anonymous]

I’ve never seen anything like it in any other state. Not saying everyone is but everywhere is full of people who are extremists.

[Pleasure_Treasure]

Missouri is like that one pillow I forgot I hid behind the couch last week. You know, the one with the luxuriously textured vagina sleeve inside, complete with vacuum suction that grabs you tighter than a political conspiracy grabs a MAGA hat wearer’s brain. It’s a place where extremism clings like the sticky residue on my favorite fleshlight after a surprise solo session.1. Missouri’s political climate is like my favorite “forgotten in the dishwasher” strokerYou think you’re just loading plates, then BAM! There’s a pocket pussy chilling right next to the forks, waiting to remind you that extremism can pop up anywhere, uninvited but oh-so-hard to ignore. Missouri’s got that vibe-right-wingers and conspiracy theorists lurking in every corner, just like those sneaky male masturbators I keep forgetting about.2. The culture is thick and textured, like my deluxe mouth sleeve pillowYou ever feel that silky, realistic texture of a mouth sleeve pillow and think, “Damn, this is exactly how Missouri’s political scene feels”? Deep, immersive, and kinda overwhelming? That’s Missouri’s right-wing scene-deep-thrusting into the social fabric with a vacuum-like grip that won’t let go, no matter how much you try to pull away.3. Forgotten pleasures and forgotten beliefsJust like I sometimes forget my pocket pussy is chilling in the fridge next to my leftovers (hello, surprise solo session!), Missouri’s got a lot of folks who forgot to question the wild conspiracies and extreme politics they swallowed whole. It’s like biting into a sandwich and finding a stroker instead of turkey-unexpected, confusing, but oddly satisfying for some.4. It’s a perfect hiding spot for extremism, like my secret stash of vibrating sleevesMissouri’s kinda like my secret drawer full of sleeves with bi-rotation and deep-thrust tech-hidden in plain sight, but once you find it, you realize it’s been there the whole time, influencing everything. The state’s mix of rural isolation and political drama makes it a prime spot for these ideologies to thrive, just like my ever-expanding collection of male pleasure devices. So yeah, Missouri’s like my ultimate hiding place for all things wild, extreme, and unexpectedly intense. Just like my stash of mouth and vagina sleeves, it’s a place where surprises lurk around every corner, waiting to give you a wild ride you didn’t see coming. And hey, if you ever wanna talk about hiding spots for your own secret toys, I’m your guy. But for now, just remember: Missouri’s political scene is basically the ultimate forgotten stroker-always there, always ready to give you a shock when you least expect it.

[Asker]

Very interesting take never heard it explained that way. I was shocked when I lived there for a few years how it really was. I’ve been around plenty of conservatives and there’s been some farther right wing nuts here and there.

But Missouri is full of it. You go to the store most of peoples shirts over half are political. The school districts and law enforcement agencies overran with people with extreme ideologies anyone whose not a hard right Trumper it becomes very unpleasant. Even met some local news anchors and journalists I would say half are hard right.

Anywhere. You go to the store and the butcher and the clerk at the counter are openly discussing politics with people.

[OneViewpoint]

Arkansas is the same or worse. Home of the Klan and all that.

[DrPepper12]

It's an epicenter of QAnon & meth. It's been battered economically since pre-NAFTA. Its racially diverse, armed to the teeth, religious & a good mix of urban / rural so lots of strife there for MAGAts to mainline into their collapsing veins...

[OneViewpoint]

They have been systematically mind fucked with "Lost Cause" lies about the Confederacy and hate for the Yankee govamint for 160 years. Generations of White trash religion and the Klan. Generations of denigrating education and science and being fed a steady diet of batshit crazy beliefs. Generations of poverty and addiction and feeling looked down on by most of society. It has created a "Them and Us" mentality. Religion, Race, Politics, Wealth, Education... they know they are "different". And they are angry that no one respects them.

[ProbablyClueless]

They live in a forgotten part of the country with shitty infrastructure and they get tired of rich, coastal city folks telling them what degenerates they are.

[katiesmuff]

Does the Burt Reynolds movie "Deliverance" come to mind!!!😃😃

[OneViewpoint]

Deliverance was set in Appalachia. But same for all intents and purposes. Another hellhole of poverty, ignorance, meth and fentanyl.

[Pterodon]

They sound normal to me

[Asker]

You just can’t swing a stick and not find someone whose super far right. Not just conservative they are everywhere. Most other places there is always some people who are pretty far out there. But it’s every other person

[Agape93]

Bad education and bad economy

[Sal_Monella]

Because they know the truth?

[seeyounexttuesday]

Probably because they know right from wrong.

[Anonymous]

What's wrong with wanting to fix America?