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What do you predict the woke left’s next emotional meltdown over Trump will be?

What do you predict the woke left’s next emotional meltdown over Trump will be?

Nothing fuels progressive passion quite like a fresh Trump scandal — preferably one involving a plane, a salad, or a punctuation mark.

One week it’s “threat to democracy,” the next it’s “foreign influence,” then suddenly we’re back to “fascist" and "cult."

So what’s it going to be next week?

Here’s a prediction: Trump’s dog—wait, no, he doesn’t have one—Trump’s neighbor’s dog barks during a solar eclipse, and MSNBC runs a breaking news chyron: “Symbolic Rejection of Science?” The Atlantic drops a 12,000-word piece on the historical trauma of canine lunar denialism. Hollywood celebrities stage a virtual candlelight vigil for the sun.

Or perhaps the outrage will come from Mar-a-Lago. Word leaks that Melania grows “unregistered” mint in the garden. A Whole Foods employee claims he/she once saw her snip a sprig without first acknowledging the indigenous Gods of America. Congressional hearings begin within hours. AOC livestreams a tearful message about the colonial implications of DIY cocktails.

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