What the hell is a smart toilet?

[Anonymous]

I heard of this on the news.

[Genie23]

It means people don't need to use common sense/brain to use a toile- jk. Smart toilet has many features for example - seats that can warm up so you would feel comfortable. It also has self cleaning abilities and different bidet functions.

[purplepoppy]

They've got cameras in the bowl that check you've got the right bits n bobs downstairs.

[OneViewpoint]

It's a toilet which is smarter than a MAGA cult member. That's pretty much any toilet.

[Chazmatazz269]

Guess you should have paid closer attention to the report.

[exitseven]

I do not know but this guy is as smart as a toilet bowl

[andreasderjuengere]

By imagination: they must have a touch screen on which you smear your operational requests?

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't recommend sitting on it when it's emitting a blue UV light

[msc545]

A toilet with a wi-fi connection that makes you listen to ads when you sit down.

[In_Trance]

You didn't listen very closely because they would have explained what the fuck it is

[TwoToTooTutu2]

A Toilet with a masters in chemical engineering.

[blackeagle007]

Is this a joke?