Would MAGA be able to stomach (get it?) these brands?

Let’s pretend for a moment that the so-called “great replacement” theory isn’t pure racist garbage designed to frighten the most insecure, gullible corners of the white "race" into joining MAGA, the KKK, or some other sad little neo-fascist circle-jerk.

Now, let’s say that for centuries, white men had suffered far worse than the sheer trauma of being asked to shut up after a racist joke, or the unspeakable cruelty of having to accept diversity, equality, and inclusivity without whining about it like the most annoying of little bitches.

Now imagine that white men like me had been driven from Europe and America, shipped to Africa to be enslaved for generations, whipped, tortured, murdered, separated from our families, worked to death, mocked in cartoons, denied basic rights, forced into ignorance, shut out of jobs, housing, and loans, lynched for sleeping with Black women, kept in poverty, treated as criminals, stripped of land, forced to worship another god, experimented on, executed by the state for made-up crimes, forced to bow to another race’s "superiority", speak another language, watch our wives raped and murdered without consequence, robbed of our culture, and forced to assimilate… and that’s still the short fucking version. There's a 2000 word limit.

Keeping all of that in mind, how do you think the proud white MAGA warriors would feel about having been some lame folksy food mascot for decades without anyone seeing anything wrong with it? How do you think they’d take it if some enlightened Black people or Native Americans said, "Maybe it’s time we got rid of these stupid, insulting leftovers from a brutal past of our own making"...

... while many, many others reacted angrily, patronizingly and hysterically at the very suggestion, going as far as to elect a fascist, pedophile, criminal, corrupt, complete fucking moron to ensure that they'll at least get to hold on to the ridiculous self-vested right to insult, denigrate and bully for 4 more years?

Would MAGA be able to stomach (get it?) these brands?
Would MAGA be able to stomach (get it?) these brands?
Would MAGA be able to stomach (get it?) these brands?
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