What old fair ground item are you buying?

In local news this week Coney Beach fair ground has closed after 100 years and is selling off memorabilia to the public. Originally set up to entertain American troops during the first World war the locals kept it going but after a string off serious accidents and lack of investment the park recently closed.

So here's a selection of stuff that was up for grabs. What would you have bought and why?
Some signs
A mad hatter
A big head
A sarcophagus
A plastic horse
A pink elephant
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
What old fair ground item are you buying?
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