What would happen if Trump and Mamdani golfed together?

[AviatorTom]

What do you think? Who would win?

[Chazmatazz269]

Mamdani only gambles with other people’s money. Drumpf might gamble his own, but only under certain guarantees.
The bag boys will end up fighting each other over their players’ bets. If Drumpf won, he’d tip the kid 10% of his round, plus fifty cents per winning recommendation.
If Mamdani won, he’d make a lot of empty promises about what he will eventually do for the kid who helped him win, but leave with money he conned the same kid out of for drinks in his limo ride home.

[loveslongnails]

They would wager that the loser has to resign their position in government. Scump would get caught cheating, then declare himself the winner while accusing Mamdani of cheating, while still playing out the hole. Mamdani would then shank his next shot, hitting Scumpie square on the temple, killing him instantly. Mamdani would apologize for not yelling "fore".

[douride2]

There would be a lot of whining going on & no one would win.

[exitseven]

This was very well done. I could see it really happening.

[OneViewpoint]

The only certainty is that tRump would cheat. And then lie about cheating. And then accuse Mamdani of cheating.

[beefcakebradybatson]

If Mamdani won, Trump would try to have him deported to his Uganda birthplace !!!

[Spencer10]

That was funny... thanks for the levity.

[FunkyMonkee]

Mammy would be the caddy.

[Shiprex]

They SHOULD play for the presidency

[AviatorTom]

@Shiprex Mamdani isn't a natural born US citizen, he can't be President

[Shiprex]

But if he won he could choose. Bit like how Musk became the true leader of Uhmerica when Dippy Don gave him the keys to the drinks cabinet where the safe was located

[DrPepper12]

Trump. He cheats.

[noohair]

Dis you see the bench press video?