If Trump and Musk were on your porch how would you react?

[Anonymous]

[Lliam]

I'd greet them with excitement and surprise, cordially invite them in, ask if I could get them something to drink, tell them to make themselves comfortable, and ask to what I owed the pleasure of their visit.

Not that it would ever happen.

[DrPepper12]

Call the cops & say there's a known rapist & felon on my property. His partner in all black committed crimes when here illegally. Ones doped up on Adderall & the other ketamine! Send SWAT quick! Then hold them there menacingly swinging the baseball bat from the foyer saying FAFO MUTHAFUCKA!!

[purplepoppy]

As much as I disagree with their politics and distasteful personas I would be polite, respectful and hospitalible because that's how decent people behave.

[Agape93]

I can't answer that legally. @Ez-Bri-Z_v2 there will be gems on this one

[Fireguy17]

I would get them a cold beer, tell them to sit down and thank them for what they are doing.
Then we could go down to the local McDonalds to see if Hariss was working there.

[FunkyMonkee]

I would love to have them sit and talk with me. I have some ideas they might like and could put to good use! We could chat while feeding the bunnies together.

[FreyaRed]

I would treat them like Jehovah's witness "Get the f... out or I call the cops"

[Dargil]

Invite Trump in for a Diet Coke and invite Elon Musk in for a double bourbon.

[Surely]

I have enough property for them to set down Marine One next to my house.
I would be respectful and ask Elon about what new ideas his company is currently working on. So I could buy stock! I like talking to people about new inventions.

[NatalieKeller95]

I would be amazed, and would be at their service, I'd even offer to help them "take care" of any of their enemies,

[lightbulb27]

be awsome, thank them for the job they are doing and hopefully I'd have something to offer.

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend would already have shot them for trespassing.

[loveslongnails]

I'll take "Things Will Never Happen for $500, Ken".

[beefcakebradybatson]

CALL THE COPS !!!(They're a two-man crime syndicate !!!)

[Twalli]

My state has a law that allows you to kill trespassers on your property.

[OneViewpoint]

Louisville Slugger.

[exitseven]

I would want to take a selfie with them.

[seeyounexttuesday]

I'd invite them in for beers.

[Pterodon]

I’d invite them in and offer them a beer

[SmokinAces2000]

I’d tell them to get the fuck off my porch

[noohair]

I would ask them to lend me $50.

[jimmy2]

Hello on a beer