You’ve just won a billion dollars. What are you still not buying?

[jazzy34]

For me, a Tesla. 😖

[supercutebutt]

Yup, anything Tesla will never be purchased by my hot ass. Chainsaw Musk is totally deplorable. I cashed out of my stock earlier this year when the asshole was celebrating destroying lives with evil DOGE. I made a tidy profit that I promptly invested in better companies. Even if it turns out I would have been better off financially holding onto that sinful stock, at least I'm not contributing to that vile, fascist fuckwad. :)

[Screenwriter]

Setting up foundations that'll help send people to school, ease world problems. Teslas aren't important with all the other issues that can be addressed. Lots of serviceable, cute cars. I wanna do good for more than me.

[jazzy34]

Before you try to shame someone, make sure you read the question correctly. It’s “You’ve just won a billion dollars. What are you still NOT buying?” Anyway, happy holidays. 😊

[Screenwriter]

Not shaming anyone. Saying I've often thought about creating foundations to help. If a Tesla is the thing you've gotta have, then have it! I want to spread around the manure. If you're talking personal, I'd fix all the stuff around my house so it's perfectly comfortable and add a lap pool. Buy up the entire block around me, install some relatives in the block compound and add some low income housing and a public garden with fruit trees and space to grow stuff.

But those foundations and the good they can do REALLY excite me. Whatever you want is valid. Happy season to you too.

[supercutebutt]

LOL! @Screenwriter is still answering a different question.

[Screenwriter]

@supercutebutt Oh oh oh. I see what asker wants, I think. What WON't you do with the money!!! ahahahahaha! All I can think of is what I WILL do!!! ho ho ho... I won't go to that show "My Lottery Dream Home." Ugly, tacky houses for the money they cost... How's that?

[lightbulb27]

what, you don't want to die in a car that catches fire and there's no way to unlock the door?

soda pop...

[NathanDavis]

art, mansions... jewelry, crypto

planes, yachts, stock

and so many other things... lol

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

But the important question is, would you refuse to buy Roquefort?

[NathanDavis]

[Spencer10]

Thats a good choice... would def not buy a Tesla.

[egan3141]

Pretty much everything I don't currently buy

[Shiprex]

OF subscription or any sort of social media subscription

[slatyb]

An apartment in Paris. A track car. Lots of travel. A professional bridge partner.

[supercutebutt]

What are you still NOT buying, despite being filthy rich? That's the question.

[dudeinohio]

Yeah... a fully electric car isn't on my to do list. Also, a mansion or other extravagant stuff. I'd keep it simple. No need to complicate my life.

[SoccerPlayer99]

A bbl and breast implants. Why you ask? Because I'm a dude and don't need them. 😂

[Iron_Man]

Tesla… But my final decision is buying the Miami Dolphins 🐬

[NoDecision]

Not my own amusement park.

[Zack-Bann]

Still won’t buy into the lie

[7Phoenix7]

An apology I had to beg for 🙄

[Lliam]

An electric car, Tesla or any other kind.

[DryGermanGuy]

Italian supercars. 🤕😵

[KostasKouvalis]

Ah NOT buying. Me too, a Tesla😂

[Xawyx-2]

Only unnecessary things.

[Friendlybro79]

A private island lol. I don't need that.

[loveslongnails]

GOP and Scump's bullshit.

[Darkest-Knight]

Tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. :D

[fish5505_87]

Any food with mushrooms!

[chickychickyparmparm]

A tesla would be awesome.

[supercutebutt]

Buy a chainsaw instead.

[chickychickyparmparm]

@supercutebutt I guess that’s why Musk is a billionaire and you are a loser. He knows you can’t drive a chainsaw, so he made Tesla.

[supercutebutt]

LOL! Loser. Sure thing, skippyskippydumdum. I am ridiculously wealthy. I made over $17,000 today alone in the stock market in my brokerage account. This does not even include whatever I made in my 401k & IRA, which I rarely look at. I am also awesome and hot and not an ugly shithead like Musk. :)

[chickychickyparmparm]

@supercutebutt you forgot ‘delusional’.

[supercutebutt]

I could buy and sell you a dozen times and write the losses off on my taxes and not even notice a difference in the value of my portfolio.

[chickychickyparmparm]

@supercutebutt ok, send me some $$$ then.

[supercutebutt]

No way. You are a MAGA knucklehead.

[chickychickyparmparm]

@supercutebutt aren’t we supposed to tax the rich?

[Jeff51]

Buy an island and get away. No tv

[FishHunter]

A trip to the US.

[wkhan_87]

Every unnecessary thing.

[Simslover92]

Same here lol

[Despina7]

Telsa and moving dumpster.

[Fruitpunch1789]

Gillette Razors

[Raydergman26]

For me a New pickup truck

[supercutebutt]

You would NOT buy a new pickup truck? You love the one you currently have that much?

[jamesgoldman]

I'll concur that

[hafinjun]

A MAGA hat

[Staximus]

European cars

[TonyMetal___86]

A spaceship hahaha

[ABC1x1x]

Democrat bullshit.

[shortster]

OnlyFans