What would happen to Jesus if he were to appear in the US today and not tell anybody who he was?

[Anonymous]

You can imagine all sorts of bad things happening to him, but if he were to tell people that he was from another country, he would be, of course, immediately arrested and deported as an illegal immigrant if ICE could catch him. He might be sent to a torture prison in El Salvador or Honduras or some other South American country where the US is paying people to torture people they deport. If he started performing miracles, he would probably be arrested and convicted of practicing medicine without a license, or he would be beset with grifters. He undoubtedly would be homeless under any circumstances. The list of things that could happen to Jesus goes on, and none of them are good. But today is his birthday, so we all celebrate it. But do any of us really know him in the way that matters?

[lightbulb27]

same. he'd get a following of core people. he'd do miracles which others won't believe the videos of. he'd be murdered or killed by people.

I'd really like to see what happen if he had to go to the Dr, schedule an apt, figure out the health insurance, be denied, have to make a co pay, go to the dr... wait, spend 5 minutes, get a drug prescipt, go to a pharmacy somehow... uber or bus or hitchhike?, wait with other sick people, get drug with a lot of caveats on it, etc etc..

and then get the bill later that his insurance didn't pay it, etc etc..

but that's in the USA. If he was in France, it go better...

[Asker]

He might decide to change the healthcare system to something that made sense.

[Asker]

I'm sorry you're having trouble with your healthcare. Join the club because almost everybody is. That's the United States for you. Supposedly the greatest country on Earth.

[Staximus]

Well if he was the real Jesus, wouldn't he have light shining from him like a human fucking lightbulb or some shit? I think it would be pretty obvious.

[Asker]

No offense, but I kind of disagree. I think Jesus would be walking around helping others, teaching others, and being unobtrusive. When the authorities noticed him, things would change.

[Chazmatazz269]

Jesus was anything but “unobtrusive”. He declared himself the son of God and told people that following him was the only way to Heaven. That’s why the Jews executed him. He was loud and he threatened their power base. A lot like our friend Charlie Kirk. You see what happened to him.

[Asker]

We don't really know anything about what Jesus was like. We can only speculate about this. I choose to believe that he would wander among the poor and that he would be unobtrusive.

[Staximus]

@Chazmatazz269 the Romans executed him you retarded anti-semite. He was a cult leader and a threat to their power, just like anybody else who proclaims to be a god or son of a god

[slatyb]

ICE would arrest him and he would be deported to a foreign prison.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Gitmo where MAGAN guards would waterboard (at very least) Him.

[888theGreat]

He would be critical of Trump and Trump would have him arrested. He would warn US that most of us are going to HELL unless we change how we live.

[jshm2]

Why the hell would Jesus want to go to such a shithole country?

[Asker]

I think speaking from what I suspect would be the standpoint of Jesus that he would come here to try to make things better and to make people better. He might even visit Donald Trump.

[beefcakebradybatson]

MAGANS would lynch Him if He told them to love everybody !!!11

[exitseven]

If he came here according to immigration laws he would be welcomed here. If he got a coyote to smuggle him across the border he would be deported. And he would deserve it no matter who he is.

[Asker]

If you were lucky enough to have Jesus here, I think you would realize that it didn't matter how he got here. Your obsession with immigration is pathological.

[exitseven]

I bet he would want to be tax exempt too.