
Yup. He's that dumb. Unfathomably dumb.
Fake news libtard! Greenland is GREEN not purple dumass!!
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it is not Trump who wants Greenland... he doesn't even know where Greenland is...
among other stuff, Greenland is known for two big things other than size, BIG BIG deposits of oil and natural gas, and I mean big in the trillions of barrels and there's also a whole lot of rare earth elements, lithium and other metals and minerals that are key for chips and computing AI
American Oil companies and all the Tech Bros are already there with their contracts and licenses but bigger than the deposits and the territories are the blocks and regulations that prevent these companies from drilling, exploding and imploding these lands
these companies want Trump to remove all and every block and regulation so they can exploit till kingdom come
Not true. Our US Extremist Capitalists have proven over and over again to be excellent caring stewards of the land they rape and pillage for profits. Luckily, there's a small matter of 10,000 feet of ice covering most of Greenland.
@OneViewpoint unfortunately... the region of Greenland that is not covered by ice, that one is almost two or three times the size of the UK
He is probably ignorant of Greenland's actual size. He probably thinks the U. S. is larger than it actually is, too.
Regarding his objectives. He probably covets it's natural resources. But, more than that, I read that Greenland lies between Russia and the U. S. and is an optimal spot to place defensive missiles that could intercept Russian missiles at their apogee, which is the optimum place to intercept them.
Naturally, that strategy would not be Trump's. It would come from the psychopaths running the national defense agencies who imagine winning WWIII.
But that, plus the idea of taking credit for expanding U. S. territory, would appeal to Trump.
Size huh? Maybes he's compensating for something... People are saying... You look, you see, everybody knows... I'm just asking questions...
Considering what he's done to our Canuck relationship Greenland does make sense. Another "solution" to a unnecessary problem he manufactured...
He's not after the oil, he's after the under age girls that live there.
Have you been drinking that "no sugar" stuff again?
Shhhh!
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Lol, that's a conflict NOBODY on this site knows about. But a good place to start is to read up on Russia China and America's ice breaking polar class ship building race which last time I checked Russia is in front of but maybe only for a short time. Shipping channels of the north pole is very interesting politics and Greenland is very important for that.
Trumps stance is that just because you had a boat land there forever ago doesn't mean you get to effectively decide worldwide trade security. Which considering how Russia and China are acting, is a comforting thought process to hear right now. He said we can do it the "easy way or the... More... Difficult way" so yea, that's gonna be a major historical event.
Well to be honest, Greenland is massive. It ain't a tiny island. But yeah, translating a 3D sphere onto a 2D sheet of paper you can fold up and put in your pocket comes with some geometry challenges that are so far beyond the brain of Cheeto Jesus that it's hilarious. I seriously can't imagine how his brain would fail to process an explanation of the Mercator effect. He'd probably hear something like blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda... ZZZZzzzzzzzzz... Chicken nuggets and Coke... Zzzzzzzzzzz.
And then there's the problem of that 2 mile thick hockey rink covering most of that island.
Thereâs another theory floating around,
âSeeking Asylumâ translated to âescaping from insane asylumsâ in Trumpâs brain.
That is why he keeps saying Mexicans are escaping from asylums into US Border.
Which is insane, but that sadly makes sense especially given the âPortland Oregon Fox News Television Report Using Old Footageâ to make Trump believe Portland was under attack.
I wished we could judge things on a basis by basis, rather than the person himself.
Maybe we would see eye to eye on more things. Like this is crazy, imagine Biden doing this and acting like this. If the response is, âhe hasâ then why not hold Trump to the same? It is crazy so, hold crazy accountable. There is no, âthis is a good crazyâ. There is no good crazy, youâre just lying to yourself to make yourself feel good you elected a madman into office.
Greeland is large, but compared to other places is small. what is your point?
If Greeland become a state, it be 3x size of Texas. It would have many football teams and universities. might even be more than one state.
More than likely, it be a military base... whod want to move there?
Shave off the top few hundred feet of ice and create the world's premier ice skating destination resort.
Greenland may not be big in the world, but it is the largest land mass in the Arctic, which is becoming a key strategic area now that The Northwest Passage actually exists. It also has many natural resources.
Accurate. I knew I could count on you!
that is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in a long time.
@exitseven
So what's your theory on why Mr. Cheetos wants it? and please don't insult our intelligence by repeating any of his blatantly obvious lies.
@exitseven
US companies can mine rare earth minerals as it is. Them and US facing sanctions might make getting those minerals harder not easier.
US could have bases there anyway.
As things are neither Russia nor China is capable of invading and holding Greenland.
The location is strategic. With the ice melting in the article region there's going to be opportunities for untapped oil/gas minerals, rare earth minerals, lucrative new trade routes, settling lands and islands etc. Denmark and Canada have disputs over territory. Russia is building new artic military bases.
Every body know mercator projections are distorting.
*everybody BUT Trump & @ 3 in 4 USA Americans
This is what you are crying about? You're just getting your panties in a twist for the love of the game at this point.
No. He still doesn't understand the word asylum. Fuck he reads aloud notes that are passed to him on the DL like a demented puppet!
The only dumb one here is you @DrPepper12 please find something better to do with your life
I'm good. Ty tho!
Okay. Continue to embarrass yourself. IDGAF đ
It is big for an island but itâs not green either
He loves big phallic things. We all know this
Greenland 836,000 SM. Pakistan 882, 000 SM. It's big enough.
Erection Projection? đ ?
He probably just want resources.
Or as we refer to them "minor girls"
Just like that :D
Another troll post making it political
Prove me wrong.
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