Isn't this picture great?

[Danzigdawson]

MAGA scum Jake Lang p*ssing his pants and crying for mommy.

There you have it, in this picture: fascism revealed.

For a while, you'll fall under the impression that people tolerate you or fear you. You'll feel like a big, strong, intimidating man. That's because most functioning adults understand that starting street fights with idiots who are looking for violence to use as a tool to victimize —or gratify— themselves is a f**king waste of effort. They let you posture. They let you shout.

Of course, as a little "though" nazi, you mistake the indifference for intimidation and their restraint for weakness.

That misunderstanding is always fatal.

Eventually, you exhaust the god-damned patience of enough people. You confuse tolerance with approval for too long. You behave as though other human beings are props in your personal performance. And one day, without ceremony, the fiction collapses: you've crossed one too many f**king line and you've stepped on too many f**king toes.

The hordes you imagined behind you have melted away. The protection you thought you had never existed. What remains is just you—small, isolated, finally getting a good dose of reality.

This photograph was taken on Saturday, January 17, 2026, in Minneapolis.

It shows MAGA scum Jake Lang crying like a little b*tch as he is escorted away from the crowd of —rightfully— angry protesters that made him fear for his pathetic sad life just moments before.

Lang is one of approximately 1,500 criminals idiotically pardoned by trump for their role in the January 6, 2021 attack on the U. S. Capitol. On Saturday, Lang had the incredibly bright idea to travel to Minneapolis with a handful of fellow neo-nazis to taunt protesters.

Let's just say that it didn't exactly pan out well for the "tough" little guy

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[Miristheiss]

Deport all the illegals.

Blah, blah, blah, mean ol' Trump.

Lawfully deport ALL who have no right to live in country.

Undo the no border crap Biden betrayed his country with.

You leftists can jump keep spazzing over every made up delusional issue.

[Miristheiss]

You are evil.

[Danzigdawson]

@Miristheiss I'm not.

[goaded]

Here's a video about that guy, and some hope for the future of the country.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/-7sDn_B2TbE

[Danzigdawson]

@goaded That guy sums it up very nicely! Thanks for posting this here, I didn't know him.

"[Lang] showed up hoping that he could do what the right has been doing for the past ten years: walk in aggressively, make people uncomfortable and act like he's in charge... but it didn't work this time. He showed up with a handful of supporters and he was met with a whole lot more people WHO WERE DONE WITH HIS BRAND OF BULLSHIT."

[msmissydc]

Go to nürnberg with him! Lets make a stop at Den haag though.

[Danzigdawson]

@msmissydc 👍👍👍 Along with trump, Elon, Besos, Zuckerberg, Homan, Miller, Noem, Hegseth, Putin, Nethanyahu and every other fucker who actively worked over the last decade to made everyone's lives worse for their own shit-smeared glory.

[beefcakebradybatson]

That's why I avoided school fights at all costs because of my good looks and Mensa-level intelligence. Also,95% of these "brave" MAGA men are p***ies like Lang who can only bully folk when with a horde of other brain dead scum.

[Danzigdawson]

@beefcakebradybatson True!

[NYCQuestions1976]

You're masterfully highlighting the only things that dangerous, mentally inferior, unhinged leftists like yourself excel at: Violence, rioting, and destruction. Well done, DanzigDipshit.

[Danzigdawson]

@NYCQuestions1976 Doth methinks! Doth methinks!!! Less drinking whine from the sour grapes of libertarianism and more doth methinks. Whine, make therapy, lick windows and whatever else... 💥BA-BAAAMM!!! 💥

[NYCQuestions1976]

@Danzigdawson Go change your diaper, DanzigDipshit.

[Danzigdawson]

@NYCQuestions1976 🎵 D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Do-oth Me-thinks huh huh-huh! 🎵 D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Do-oth Me-thinks huh huh-huh! 🎵 D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Doth... Doth methinks... 🎵

[Hagar88]

ANTIFA we're always cowards.

[NYCQuestions1976]

@Hagar88 Yes, and @Danzigdawson (DanzigDipshit) is the product of a failed åbòrtióņ.

[Danzigdawson]

@NYCQuestions1976 O but wjll the ljttle bearded loser keep hjs word about growjng the sour grapes of ljbertarjanjsm to make whjne and repeat forthwjth? Less pojson jn jest, more therapy!!

[NYCQuestions1976]

@Danzigdawson Good job, DanzigDipshit! It's satisfying watching SpEds like yourself try their very best! Well done!

[Hagar88]

Just another example of the violent left. Another reason why the national guard needs to sort crime ridden miniappolis out.

Imagine the cowards that attacked and stabbed him.

[Danzigdawson]

@hagar88 "Miniappolis"?

[Danzigdawson]

@hagar88 Good news: it may or may not be in 2027. We'll vote on it at the next LASBSGOM (libtards against someones bad spelling grammar or mathematics) convention, which is to be held at the Plattsburg Holiday Inn express next July. 👍

[goaded]

Is that next door to a sex shop?

[goaded]

"Fundamental gaps persist: no police report cited by multiple outlets, lack of a clear chain of forensic or medical confirmation in reporting, and differing interpretations of the same videos mean the precise cause of Lang’s bleeding remains unverified in the sources reviewed [6] [3] [2]. That unresolved evidence gap explains both the rapid social-media amplification of a simple, sensational claim and the mainstream press’s measured language—and underscores why claims of criminal assault should be treated cautiously until investigators or medical records provide confirmation [3] [6]." factually.co/.../jake-lang-injury-social-media-vs-wire-and-local-reports-eac59b

[AviatorTom]

There are idiots on both sides of the political spectrum.

But...

Criminals should be punished, and fraud should be eliminated, with those responsible arrested.

[Danzigdawson]

@AviatorTom You're ten years behind everyone, please try to catch up. That "both sides" bullshit has ceased to be relevant on Jan. 6 2021.

[exitseven]

So a big crowd of protesters attack an ICE agent and he is the coward? All these weenies can do is disrupt church services and attack women and the elderly.

Every time an ICE agents goes out to do his. her job they never know what will happen.

Last week an ICE agent was taking down a criminal and was attacked by two other criminals one had a snow shovel and the other a broom handle.

[Danzigdawson]

That's not an ICE agent, you incredible idiot.

[exitseven]

@Danzigdawson stop watching CNN
www.dhs.gov/.../dhs-releases-more-details-about-three-violent-criminal-illegal-aliens-who-violently

[Danzigdawson]

It should be obvious to you that the subject of this question is —> Jake Lang <—, a pardonned jan. 6 neo-nazi criminal who is not an ICE agent.

Who cares about the other shit? It's a lot less than you all deserve. You've exhausted every once of sympathy you could ever hope to get with all the fucked up things you idiots have done and said since 2016.

[exitseven]

Jake Lang is a counter protester.

[NYCQuestions1976]

@Danzigdawson You mean "ounce", DanzigDipshit. You type like you've got 10 thumbs.

All of you mentally challenged unhinged violent dangerous leftists have exhausted every ounce of sympathy you could ever hope to get with all the fucked up things you idiots have done and said since 2015.

Back to the woods and mainlining maple syrup for you, SpEd! Also, don't forget to say "Hi." to your uncle daddy and aunt mommy, Triple-A*.

*Almost An Abortion

[DonaldDarko]

Why did it take so many communists to stop him though? Seems like an awful lot for one man.

[Danzigdawson]

@DonaldDarko The real question is more like: "why did it take so many real americans to make him cry like a little bitch?" It is an awful lot: nazi scum usually cry pretty easily every morning in the shower, I'm told. Something about their sad, pathetic lives, I believe.

[msmissydc]

Your argument is ammount? Really?
It takes a full truck of ICE to kidnapp a single child and mother and you argue with ammount? They even had to hold the child at gunpoint because apperently the child was a danger to them. WTF

[Danzigdawson]

@msmissydc 👍 Jake Lang is just what happens when rittenhouse doesn't have his security blanket AR-15. It reveals the weak, angry, scared little man that is at the core of their being for all to see.

[DonaldDarko]

I don't see any real Americans in that photo. I guess they're behind all those flag burning commies out to protect third world invaders committing fraud every day.

[Danzigdawson]

Let me break it down for you: the ugly little turd crying is a trumpist (also known as a fascist and, in his case, a neo-nazi). The people all around him are Americans who are getting really fucking pissed about seeing their country being turned into trumpland. Call these American citizens leftists, commies, bolsheviks or whatever the fuck else you want to... trumpists are trumpists, not americans, and certainly not "patriots".

[DonaldDarko]

You wouldn't be that way though. I be if a mob had you you'd just laugh at them right?

[Danzigdawson]

Well, my dear @DonaldDarko, I would have to be really fucking stupid, in the first place, to go and taunt a crowd of angry protesters like I'm a big strong man who could take them all, don't you think? I'm told that it's not something safe for anybody to do. That crying little shit apparently wasn't aware of that fact and massively overestimated his own strenght, like all fascists do.

[Mike_Hum]

Charming to see the anti fascists beating people up, chasing people out of restaurants and raiding churches.

[Danzigdawson]

@mike_hum 🙂 Great pic huh?

[Mike_Hum]

Wait you were the guy crying over the dyke that got aerated last week, right?

[Hagar88]

Absolutely. Remember when antifa fought shoulder to shoulder with the nazi SA in 1930s Germany to beat up opposing political parties and to deny political opponents a platform. To this day ANTIFA dogma is that anyone who isn't a communist is a fascist.

[NYCQuestions1976]

@mike_hum You'll have to excuse @Danzigdawson (DanzigDipshit). His knuckles are sore from dragging them on the ground. It makes him surly AND stupid. A simultaneously sad and hilarious situation.

[Danzigdawson]

@mike_hum Beats crying over a nazi who pissed his pants any day! 😄 Look at my new profile pic: cool, huh? I chose the one were you can see his bitch tears the most.

[Danzigdawson]

@NYCQuestions1976 You'll have to doth methinks the sour grape whjne of libertarianism because of less therapy and more drinking.

[NYCQuestions1976]

@Danzigdawson Sorry, DanzigDipshit. There's no such word as "whjne". Back to the "Learing Center" with you!

[Mike_Hum]

@NYCQuestions1976 that’s the best part. We all know Dawsonscreek is a little soyboy commie.

[Danzigdawson]

@NYCQuestions1976 the wejrd-lookjng ljttle bearded loser doth desjre much needed attentjon and reassurance from hjs kjn, methjnks!! Off to the learjng center!

[NYCQuestions1976]

@Danzigdawson So clever! Good for you, SpEd! Your uncle daddy and aunt mommy must be super proud of you, DanzigDipshit!

[Mike_Hum]

@NYCQuestions1976 He's absolutely one of those incels who would find out.

[NYCQuestions1976]

@mike_hum He couldn't find his beta johnson with tweezers and a microscope.

[DextroShade]

What does your wife's boyfriend think about it?

[Danzigdawson]

Thanks for asking! He thought that the scared look on little bitch Lang's ugly face was the greatest thing he had ever seen:

[Ariesman81]

Why do I get the impression you search ICE Agents on Pornhub?

[Danzigdawson]

@ariesman81 I don't know. Generalization, maybe? You probably know many dudes who like to polish their little conservative twig to "ICE agent porn". It's not a universal thing, let me assure you. You do you, like they say.

[DrPepper12]

FAFO comes for us all eventually