What’s your opinion about Trump posts image of himself with U. S. flag on Greenland?

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Danzigdawson · Accepted Answer

My interpretation of this stupid AI image is as follows: trump is stranded in the middle of Greenland wearing only a suit, accompanied by two proud useless tools. He has planted a flag and a little sign—U. S. territory since 2026—as if sovereignty were something you could declare with props. That isn’t how annexation works, of course, but Trump doesn’t know that, and the two clowns with him are far too intimidated and submissive to say something. Not that they know much more about anything than he does.

The three congratulate themselves on their meaningless accomplishment and then set off toward the airport where they landed earlier. Obviously, they get lost almost immediately.

Trump decides he’s starving. It has been, after all, two hours since he's had his breakfast stuffed-crust pizza. To prevent starvation, he decides that he's going to eat JD Vance’s leg right away. Vance, panting and smiling, is more than happy to cut it off himself with his car keys and offers it up—eager, obedient, grateful to be useful, all the while maintaining eye contact with his master.

As trump is munching away with the grace of a hungry old pig, the snow thickens and the wind rises. It’s only a matter of time before they become frozen corpses, erased under drifting white, the Secret Service unable—or unwilling—to locate them.

A Greenlander on a snowmobile eventually spots the contigent of morons and slows to investigate. trump is carried by one-legged Vance's back, who is collapsing by degrees. With what little strength he has left, trump wheezes, “Greenland is ours. You’re my bitch now, you radical antifa loser.” The Greenlander laughs. He looks around at the endless ice and says, “Stay here and die, you pukes.”

He speeds off, laughing, flipping trump the middle finger... but a moment later, he slows, turns back, and returns. Without ceremony, he punches trump in his ugly fucking face, knocking him off Vance’s back. “Last chance for anyone to do that,” he says, laughing again, before climbing back onto his snowmobile and disappearing into the horizon.

As the day ends, so do their lives. The cold, starvation and massive blood loss leads them ever closer to absolute darkness. As they shiver, trump keeps telling glorious tales of himself being the innocent victim of just about everything and everyone in the world. He blames the radical left for Greenland's unforgiving climate. Then, he finally shuts the fuck up. Silence. Peace. Forever.

OneViewpoint · Accepted Answer

This is a forever shame for the USA. Half our population of registered voters put a mentally ill old man and career criminal with the brain of a toddler in charge of the world's largest and most powerful military. Another 10% of our population didn't bother to vote. Our Supreme Court is a Supreme Joke of corruption. Our military has proven they will follow illegal orders. We have brought Colonialism back to life. We are murdering our own citizens in our streets. Both houses of our Congress have shown they are perfectly willing to be complicit in crimes against our own country and the world.

This is what a country in decline looks like. This is what a society in collapse looks like. American Exceptionalism? More like American Delusions of Grandeur. We are Nazi Germany, Fascist Spain, and Fascist Italy.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I’m still waiting to see actual evidence China or Russia want Greenland. He keeps saying that but I still have not seen proper proof yet.
Just assuming it’s true. Why can’t the USA help Greenland without Greenland becoming part of the USA? For example foreign countries in Europe are already helping Greenland by sending troops there and they aren’t asking for Greenland to become part of their country.

Screenwriter · Accepted Answer

Trump saying he's going to take over Greenland, a territory of an allied, NATO nation, Denmark, that is self-governing, because he wants to, seems preposterous.  But he spouts a lot of guff.

lightbulb27 · Answer

It's entertaining given it's trump.

Anyone else, it be a sign they are crazy or outright pathetic or starting a conflict.

Remember, he was last an entertainer.

It be really awsome if Mr. Xi posted a pic of himself vacationing in Taiwan.

Reality is... we all know that is coming as does Trump, which is why he is moving TSMC to USA. I cannot fathom what Taiwan is going to do other than join with their families and accept reality.

integrale77 · Answer

He's got the taste for invading countries at the moment.
He really doesn't grasp how this looks to other countries.

If Greenland has such a tactical importance maybe he can buy some land there and build an air force base instead of invading and subjicating the locals?

Spencer10 · Answer

Was it worth it TACO? Oissing off all your allies for nothing. The rest of the world has woken up to the fact that the USA is not a reliable partner and not much better than Russia... basically a bully. One good thing from Trumps behavior is the rest of the world is rearming to protect themselves from America. . American influence is fading.

abc3643 · Answer

You know... When he dies, it will be interesting to see how many heads of state will NOT attend his funeral services. They might send some token, lower-level functionary, but few actual heads of state... maybe Putin.

Effably · Answer

He is probably glad that threatening the dumbest world war has made people temporarily forget he'd a pedophile and in the files. But he is in the files. We all know it. Throw the pedo in jail already.

ohsheeT · Answer

Trump got it done. He did what he set out to do usa will put a base there. He also got mining rights and he got something else. With out one shoot being fired it was a set up a manipulation from day one and he went about it very very smart

purplepoppy · Answer

Let's not forget the big gold Trump tower on Greenland he posted a while back. All he's doing is angering people and alienating America.

katiesmuff · Answer

Well we now know how that worked out for him! LOL Another loss that he will claim as a great win, when in fact it's nothing more than what we already had.

imnoangel90 · Answer

Trump is a draft dodger, he never served in the military. And therefore it feels wrong to have a President send troops to their death over ridiculous and awful things.

Billlewis · Answer

I think it's brilliant; he's already one of the top three U. S. presidents of all time, and he's still got three years to go.

loveslongnails · Answer

"Look what I did with computer today, mommy!"  The entire administration is a collection of fuck-ups led by the 4 year old holding the flag.

Agape93 · Answer

I'm pretty sure the dipshit only wants it because he thinks it's green like a golf resort.

jshm2 · Answer

It's stupid and desperate of Trump.  The Greenlanders should have more of a say than he does.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

His idea is good. In three years he needs a new job. Being a cartoon figure runs in his blood, and so the new career is chosen well.

Gobbyjobby52 · Answer

The gentlemen next to him don't seem to pleased about it.

Pterodon · Answer

Better than Xi holding the Red Chinese flag in Greenland

ibduved · Answer

He's a fucking moron living in his own fantasy world. How can a man be president, when there is clearly something mentally wrong.

blackeagle007 · Answer

Just building an empire. Meanwhile his young apprentice Dartg Beardo expecting another kid with padme aka usha

Anonymous · Answer

Trump is the only American president to ever make grown adults cry just by trolling

msc545 · Answer

Defiling the flag is against the law. He should be arrested for posing with it.

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

The American president knows what he's doing! Either you trust him or not!

supercutebutt · Answer

Trump is mentally ill.

Anonymous · Answer

Trump is awesome. He's the leading cause of liberal's losing their hair across the world.

Anonymous · Answer

That motherfucker needs to go there and not come back, take a long vacation.

TwoDecisions · Answer

Disrespectful, bullying, very American.

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

Classic ragebait move lol

NYCQuestions1976 · Answer

It's another hilarious troll job.

Pohjolan · Answer

Eh the war has been called off for now.

888theGreat · Answer

I think US will be Nuked before he is done

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

Trump being Trump !!!

slatyb · Answer

What an ass.

Anonymous · Answer

He's sick in the head

SolitarySolace · Answer

Epic 🇺🇸

Dargil · Answer

I like it.

Friendlybro79 · Answer

He’s a putz

Staximus · Answer

Hahaha

Mike_Hum · Answer

Hilarious.

Anonymous · Answer

Death to POTUS.

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