Assuming you’re the new director of ICE, how would you go about deporting everyone who entered the country illegally?

[CrystalPeak]

Please don’t say you wouldn’t accept the job, because in this thought experiment, you already accepted it. And please don’t tell me what you WOULDN’T do, but tell me what you WOULD do.

I had a boss that called a staff meeting. He said in the future when you submit a written complaint, if it’s not accompanied by a written solution, don’t bother, because it’ll just go in the garbage. The complaints stopped. 🤣 Sound familiar?

[FunkyMonkee]

I don't think I'd change a thing except that I might come up with a way for other agents to kinda run interference with the left, misdirecting them to go somewhere I WASN'T planning to go so that, while they're trying to stop us over there, we're grabbing the illegals over here and, by the time they figure out, we're already done! Then, when they rush over to where we just finished in hopes of trying to stop us, our guys that got them to go over there will stay behind and round up all the ones they just abandoned!! By the time they got back there to stop us, we've move to another area to grab everyone there! Always stay a step or two ahead of the nazis!!

[CrystalPeak]

One of my favorite movies is swordfish. John Travolta is a master of misdirection. That’s what magicians do. You just think something magical is happening, but it’s not. Travolta pulls off incredible bank heists and gets away with it. He doesn’t do this for selfish reasons, he does it because he’s patriotic. He uses the money to finance his private military that kills terrorists.

You have a great idea, and it reminds me of the movie. Let them think you’re setting up a raid on one side of Minneapolis, but have it be on the other side.

[FunkyMonkee]

I know, I've done loads of magic. I was also prop manage and assistant stage manager for a local magician.
I've only ever seen 2 or 3 of his movies, maybe I'll viddy that one, some day.
Thank you!!

[CrystalPeak]

https://youtu.be/GjFUtW5W2AA?si=JE58oy7BlezJj0kw

If this YouTube video doesn’t play, then go to YouTube and just look for the swordfish trailer

[CrystalPeak]

Wolverine is the computer hacker he hires. If you haven’t seen X-Men, then Wolverine is Hugh Jackman.

[FunkyMonkee]

I've never seen X-Men but I've heard of wolverine.

[CrystalPeak]

It’s hard to not notice a guy with retractable claws.

[FunkyMonkee]

I've seen pictures but, I haven't been to the movies since the mid `90's and haven't had a t. v. in at least 6 years. I'm also not much into comic book movies. My singer was big into that stuff.

[CrystalPeak]

I also don’t have a TV or go to movies.
But check out this funny spoof on Wolverine getting fired from the X-Men.

https://youtu.be/mhko3m7D6UA?si=9W2eJewt1wN8hlW3

[FunkyMonkee]

Who's the skinhead?

[AviatorTom]

I'd listen to Tom Homan. He knows how to get things done.

[CrystalPeak]

That’s true, but I’m thinking about an idea from the people who hate ice. I mean, what would they do different? Of course they have no ideas.

[HawkPerception]

They'd be more aggressive and transparent than they are now. I'd make sure they're all equipped with body cameras so the left can't make any stupid claims. I'd make sure they have the files of the people they're investigating on hand and have it as part of their video evidence before detaining them. Anyone who obstructs them from doing their job will be tased and arrested. And if they find themselves in a dangerous scenario where their life is at risk from the people obstructing them from their job, they would be allowed to use lethal force. I'd make sure civilians know the concept of "fuck around and find out" when dealing with federal agents trying to make the country a safer place.

[CrystalPeak]

I’m calling Trump. When can you start?

[HawkPerception]

Lmao, I live in Canada, and I'm Canadian, but I'd take up a job with ICE any day 😂

[CrystalPeak]

Be careful what you wish for 😹

[HawkPerception]

I wouldn't regret that wish 😂

[CrystalPeak]

$50,000 just to sign up. 😁

[exitseven]

The weekend after the superbowl I would advertise that there will be free US citizenship given out at all NFL stadiums and a free iPhone to the first million. When they show up. round them up and deport them.

[CrystalPeak]

There was a representative of ice on TV and he promised that they wouldn’t be doing anything at the Super Bowl. But he may have had his fingers crossed I’m not sure.

[David318578]

Would need congress or an executive order to make much harsher punishment for people trying to stop ice. This would also apply to judges, Mayor, governor's or any other government employees that attempt to block ICE. Charge them with treason if need be.

Side with an invading force and you should be charged with treason.

Having actual consequences would cut down on all the drama and problems

[lightbulb27]

I'd continue to send... inform us, we will help you transition. maybe offer incentives. it's cheaper. but apply pressure on criminals.

i might try to switch to converting those working and built families here to citizenship at some point. that makes more sense, is cheaper and we need those workers.

[CrystalPeak]

I don’t think we’ll need them in 10 years when automation takes over.

[lightbulb27]

not so sure about that, might be right. look at all the jobs open now that cannot be done by robots or AI. But things can change fast.
remember they are all humans though and it's much cheaper to be friends than to fight to the death with them. most, are not bad people... they just want to mate, reproduce, have fammilies, eat, and live. it's not too much to ask.

[CrystalPeak]

That’s why we invented work visas.

[worldscolide]

You don't wanna know, just be glad I'm not president or the head of ice cause well resistance to deportation would lead to execution.

[CrystalPeak]

Wouldn’t it be nice if there was as much sympathy for the people waiting in line to immigrate as there is for the cheaters who cut ahead of them?
Why can’t people see this?

[worldscolide]

Agreed

[Phoenix98]

I probably wouldn't do anything differently. I mean ICE is doing exactly what they are supposed to be doing how they are supposed to be doing it and that is detaining illegal immigrants putting them on planes and sending them back to the countries they came from.

[Mike_Hum]

Fine employers who hire illegals. Zero govt bennies, and continue with the deportations.

[CrystalPeak]

Whatever happened to E-Verify and all that? It used to be a crime to hire any illegal immigrant.

[Mike_Hum]

The illegals steal paperwork

[Lenabfine]

Truly go after those with criminal records - simple

[CrystalPeak]

That’s a good start, but the question clearly stated “everyone” who entered the country illegally.

Also, what do you mean by “truly?”

[Lenabfine]

ICE is going after anyone brown seems like

[CrystalPeak]

If a brown person enters the country illegally, should they be exempt because they’re brown?

[Lenabfine]

Illegals with criminal records

[CrystalPeak]

What if they are brown criminals?

[CuriousMufuxka]

I would start by deporting this Crystal Light girl for making shitty lemonade.

[Pterodon]

At gun point. They’re criminals

[CrystalPeak]

😹😹😹

[Hagar88]

Workplaces.