Any fun weekend plans you’re looking forward to?

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[StupidHero]

I honestly do not have much planned for this weekend, mostly because my last excursion left me a bit preoccupied with the legal fallout. Last Saturday, I noticed a house that looked like it might be on fire because the chimney was smoking, so I decided to do the right thing and flooded the living room with my garden hose through the front window. It turns out they were just boiling potatoes for lunch, but I definitely prevented any potential potato-related disasters before they could start. The family was shouting something about insurance and property damage, but they clearly did not appreciate the high-pressure hydration I provided to their hardwood floors. Since I am currently banned from the local park for trying to save a squirrel from a tree by shaking the entire trunk until the squirrel fell into my hat—and then letting it go inside the community center—I think I will just stay home. I am just a guy who knows how to handle a crisis, even when there is not one.

[KostasKouvalis]

Not THIS weekend, except watching the USA-Germany game. But NEXT weekend, I'M GOING TO THE WORLD CUP, BABY!!!

[whosnumber_1]

Going for a long run in a new place I'm visiting... Something new to add to Strava

[CubaPirate]

Seein 2 live bands on Saturday afternoon and going to an Italian restaurant afterwards

[strateguy632]

the public pool.

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