Why doesn't some smart politician offer Turkey EU membership in exchange for returning Mt. Ararat to its rightful owners?

[KostasKouvalis]

See how badly they want that EU membership!

[There_Is_Rehab]

As usual, it isn't profitable enough.

But on another stranger note. I think vulgarity is proportionate to the intellect. We become cleverer when we suppress our feelings. And without feelings we don't have a real moral compass. Which makes us smart but vulgar. In other words, like satan. But intell- is just the first half of intelligence, the -gence is the gentle generative feeling side. In other words, the warm colorful but dumb lucifer. Balance it out, the two yinyang forces. Occasionally take time to be as offended and sad as possible, just feel it in the stomach. That way you don't accidentally dissociate yourself into DOING vulgar things beyond just saying. But eventually all vulgarity will become revolting once the feeling side is awake.

Anyway, enough of the unsolicited advice, this is meant as a reply to @kvass where you talked about vulgarity. And the words are so similar, there was no need to translate, except pierdolil is new to me. But the earlier internet used a lot of latin letters to spell languages normally using Cyrillic.

[There_Is_Rehab]

Oh and my 6th birthday was my favorite because my aunt was there and she was not religious so she protected my right to call everyone fags and bitches just not too loudly so we don't get arrested. And nobody in my family was allowed to beat me up that day.

[capriVib]

Oh damn, what a brilliant plan! In fact, why stop there? Why not give not only Mount Ararat but also southern and western Türkiye back to their "rightful owners"?

And of course, we shouldn't miss the chance to board the Titanic with our "Turk-loving" European allies, should we?

https://www.aa.com.tr/en/europe/eu-says-it-does-not-oversee-turkiyes-influence-in-neighborhood-after-von-der-leyens-remarks/3913389?utm

Even if it means turning Russia into our enemy, that sounds like a fantastic idea, doesn't it?

[capriVib]

Also
Giving all of Türkiye back to its rightful owners.
That would surely bring Europe even closer to its so-called standards.

[FrodoSkywalker007]

Europeans will just surrender it all for free. They've already allowed their nations to be invaded and have protected the invaders while jailing their own people for social media posts

[KostasKouvalis]

Yeah

[RavVid]

Rightful owners = Armenians I guess. There were others who owned before Armenians, which gets into a good game of who owned this bit of the middle East/Carcasses first.

I am happy with the Aremians taking it because of an Armenian girl I have fond memories of.

[Kvass]

This would fill Europe with turks, which is a real problem for the eu than who owns Mt. Ararat.

[KostasKouvalis]

I know, but I'm curious if they would agree😂

[KostasKouvalis]

Tak pierdolił Turek Turka
Aż mu z chuja zeszła skórka
Jak mu skórke naciągali
To mu chuja połamali

[Kvass]

Oh kurwa I regret translating this. 🤣

[KostasKouvalis]

🤣 We're vulgar people. You should hear our parody of the Soviet national anthem🤣

[Kvass]

I couldn't find that one. The videos from Poland are always funny, I don't understand them, but I understand them. 🤣 It's possible to understand Polish in texts through common words, even though there are always words that require translation, but I never understand them in videos. My uncle has a theory that we can clearly understand Poles just a few minutes after talking with them, I don't know how true it is, his theories are always weird

[Kvass]

Similar* words.

[KostasKouvalis]

Written is definitely easier to understand, because pronounciation can be different, but written word is similar. Only issue is false friends.

I think Slavs can always understand each other to a certain degree

[KostasKouvalis]

https://youtu.be/-6BNtU0tDy0?is=trm-JJoKyctlgQmK

If I post the translation I'll probably get frozen😂

[Kvass]

It was understandable, about 40%. Can't say it's hilarious, more like childishly funny

[KostasKouvalis]

If children used profanity🤣

[Kvass]

They don't swear there? Some kids here sound like construction workers

[KostasKouvalis]

I have no clue. I haven't been there in like 12 years. I'm sure they do. I did😂 Though apparantly they made it illegal to swear in public now.

youtube.com/shorts/le90ySzFH0c?is=_VZxH-b3c4Ae4OMy

https://youtu.be/RAYnqjVqfts?is=M98y447-AYUtlHk3

Okay. Im gonna stop before I get in trouble again😂

[KostasKouvalis]

https://youtu.be/WUgI6XPK22A?is=uLqup_e9-_DS1hY6

[lilBigPotato]

Turkey in the EU would be a disaster. They would non stop ask for special treatment and block everything. Hungary but worse.

[Badtobad]

We don't want Turks

[Factual_person]

Who is "we"

[KostasKouvalis]

I don't blame you

[Badtobad]

@Factual_person true, I don't