Is trump suffering from acute radiation poisoning?

[Danzigdawson]

Why is trump slightly uglier and his stare even more devoid of intelligence than usual?

In this very recent photo, trump is slightly, but noticeably uglier than usual. My guess is that he is in the early stages of ARS (acute radiation syndrome), which is known to make people's face go red and all puffy, when subjected of massive doses of ionizing radiation, as portrayed in HBO's Chernobyl. At very high doses, ARS is also known to cause extreme confusion and disorientation.

But how could it have happened?

Is there another explanation?

Actor Jamie Sives, in HBO's Chernobyl, plays Anatoly Sitnikov, a plant worker who died from ARS

He rolled around in radioactive waste because RFK Jr. told him it would make him immortal

He visited a nuclear power plant, caused a meltdown by playing with all the brightly colored buttons in the control room.

He just couldn't resist a cake poisoned with radioactive waste that the CIA intended to send to Gavin Newsom, on his own orders

Not ARS: he was just coming back from a daycare center and still was aroused when this photo was taken.

Not ARS: he sprayed himself with oven cleaner instead of his usual orange tan-in-a-can

Other...

[Anonymous]

His makeup artist is incredible to hide that every day!

[Danzigdawson]

That person can't perform miracles, as evidenced by this picture.

[Anonymous]

He’s probably been eating too much McDonald’s.

[blackeagle007]

Problems yes. Not sure about radiation though

[Danzigdawson]

Too bad, it seemed like a fitting way to die for a man of his stature.

[exitseven]

He has been working 7 days a week and getting 4 or 5 hours rest every day for a couple of years. He is 80 years old and starting to get tired. He has also lost some weight.

[Danzigdawson]

@exitseven Cool! Hope he's got cancer.

[exitseven]

@Danzigdawson you re one sick puppy.

[Danzigdawson]

@exitseven Not really. Pretty much everyone on earth wishes he would just have a heart attack and finally drop dead, so everyone can just move on to more important business.

To be clear, I wish that he would just drop dead from natural causes or some illness. *NOT an assassination. I always was and always will be against it.

[exitseven]

Most of the country support our President. You are just jealous that Canada has such lame leaders.

[Danzigdawson]

@exitseven Actually, a vast majority of the country does not support trump. He is really, really unpopular.

[exitseven]

He got the popular vote and 86% of the counties voted for him. Fake news says people hate him becaue they are paying another buck a gallon for gas but the majority of people vote wit htheir wallets and know that they are still way ahead

[msc545]

He may have a skin condition of some kind, but I don't think this is related to radiation poisoning.

[Danzigdawson]

He sure is sweating like a priest let loose in a daycare center.

[slatyb]

He got Kennedy's brain worm.

[andreasderjuengere]

Dorian Gray comes to mind.