Would you “5g your mind”?

[OddBeMe]

Just in! Religious Texan pastor thinks vaccinations hooks you up to the “internet of things”.

Hell I’ve been waiting for fiber in my neighborhood for decades.

Hell yes!

Hell nah! #Mkultra

[Anonymous]

It is so big brother can keep an eye on you. Our rebellious minds will destroy the government. The covert shot actually injects a little capsule that will monitor our movements against the government. I also have swampland for sale in the middle of Nevada that I would like to sell you. I'd like to give back the native to the native Americans the island of Manhattan.

[OddBeMe]

Big brother is apple and samsung who already tracking us.

[exitseven]

this guy is nuts. It will not be done with 5G. The government will use to old broadcast TV band to control people. That is why they moved broadcast TV to a new place on the electromagnetic spectrum.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[sawno]

No, I make sure that does not happen since that would be one of my worst nightmares.

[OddBeMe]

If the next iphone was surgically implanted I think most would do it.

[dustybiker]

@OddBeMe Nope. It would make trading in a real b*tch.

[OddBeMe]

@dustybiker well true, but Apple’s new “open wound” account could fit your needs? How many family members can I sign up?

[Anonymous]

There is truth to it. I know people who got vaccinated became magnetic. Those magnetic people always have better connection even where other non magnetic people get absolutely no signal.

[jshm2]

Meh, probably just looking for people like you to make him viral.

[msc545]

The internet of things? Doe this mean I can experience life as a net-connected blender or a washing machine?

[dustybiker]

I’ve heard aluminum foil no longer works.

[Pudsmucker]

I also heard that aluminum foil is good antenna 📡 to communicate with the aliens from outer space.

[OddBeMe]

@Pudsmucker but good for chicken wings.