Wouldn't it be cool if we could get one of those ear things that Nyota Uhura, had?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I struggle with insomnia. And sometimes I wish I could just talk to Klingons. I use T-Mobile, and it's pretty good, but I don't really want to talk to Earthlings. (no offense to Earthlings)

Wouldn't it be awesome to talk to folks from other galaxies? Like what are their gas prices like? Do they ask "what does it mean" questions on social media?

Romulan: Your wife has a nice ass.

Klingon: What does it mean?

I'm sure that Elon will soon arrange passage to Kronos. But I don't wan't to go there, I just want to chat with them. Would there be roaming charges?

[SnowedIn]

See, as usual, you nailed. Kinda like Jake and Tommy and the kid at the boarding school (wish I knew who he was; seems like a great guy).

Neither the Klingons nor the Romulans would have asked "what does it mean" and I'm about 367% certain they don't even have the word "crush" in their languages.

Like, some new Ensign fresh out of Starfleet Academy would be sitting in Ten-Forward asking his buddy if the yeoman across the lounge was staring at him. And what it meant.

While across the galaxy, some Klingon male would walk up to the Klingon female and say, "we will now have sex". (Please note that he's asking for consent, just using the present declarative tense of Klingonese.) She will immediately get wet, consent, and follow him to his cabin.

Meanwhile, back on GaG, some guy is concerned because the average penis length is between 5.2 and 5.5 inches erect. He's 5.6 but because he's between the average from the studies he's worried. And wonders why, when he's 37, he's never had sex.

Oh, and you do have what Uhura had. It's called a wireless ear bud. Hook it up to your phone (platform doesn't matter -- Siri, Alexa, and Google Assistant are all equal opportunity employees of the NSA) and you have, at the touch of a button -- nay, at the command of your voice -- the entire knowledge of the internet.

Fun fact: Jeff Bezos had his team develop Alexa after the inspiration of Star Trek and their ability to say "Computer" and have it respond.

[Gummy_Cluster]

As usual, you inspired my next question. lol
knowyourphrase.com/.../baseball-knock-it-out.jpg

These 37 year old virgins blame it on their dick size, when in actuality, it's their brain size holding them back. I have the Google home assistant, and I love it. She can get a bit sassy at times, but I bet Mrs. Snow can hold her own if you get sassy with her. And that's probably why you love her so much. I'm sure you guys scrap a bit, but that's what makes it fun.
I was going to tell you this before, but I held back.
I actually worked with Mrs. Snow at a grocery store.

Dude: Hey, do I have to buy a whole head of lettuce, or can I get half a head?
(Mrs. Snow goes in the back room with the head of lettuce)
Mrs. Snow: Hey, Bob, some asshole only wants a half a head of lettuce.

(Then Mrs. Snow realizes that the asshole was right behind her)

Mrs. Snow: Oh, and this gentleman would like to buy the other half.

So the boss saw this, and called Mrs. Snow into his office.

Boss: I saw what you did with that lettuce thing, and I like people who can think on their feet. Would you and your husband be willing to move to Canada and manage one of my stores?

Mrs. Snow: Canada? Canada? All they have up there is hockey players and whores!

Boss: My mother lives in Canada!!!

Mrs. Snow: What team does she play for?

[SnowedIn]

Mrs. Snow is that smart.

If I get sassy, the reply usually begins, "listen Jackass"

[Gummy_Cluster]

She sounds awesome! If you've ever gone fishing, you know that you know that you get to keep some and throw some back. Mrs. Snow was smartly to not throw you back in the water. (I put my crabbing story on my list of questions to ask) I just don't get why they limit our questions, but whatever.

[SnowedIn]

... they can't handle that much of you Gummy. You're like the smart kid in the class.

[Gummy_Cluster]

After they deleted my gerbil question, it took the wind out of my sails.

[SnowedIn]

😢 ... that makes me sad.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Tolga has left the building.

[SnowedIn]

Thank you for MHO!

[Gummy_Cluster]

Sure thing.

[exitseven]

I always wondered how that thing never fell out. She must have had it wedged uin there pretty tight. I wonder who kept it after the show got cancelled. Do you think Nichelle Nichols got to take it home for a souvenir?

[Gummy_Cluster]

X-7 I'm very impressed that you know her name. I worked with a girl named Nichelle. She was wound tight as a clock, and I think she had Asperger's. It took me months to crack into her inner shell. But when I did, she actually had a fantastic person inside the shell. We worked in a prison work release, and we worked graveyard. (for whatever reason, prisoners couldn't have cell phones )
I was the shift lead.

Nichelle: I think I heard a cell phone go off.
Gummy: No you didn't.

Nichelle: No, I did, what should we do?
Gummy: You didn't hear anything.

Nichelle: But I think I did hear something.
Gummy: Do you want to spend the rest of the night filling out reports and doing room searches, or do you just want to eat your French Dip and play video games on your phone?

Nichelle: I didn't hear anything.
Gummy: Exactly.

[exitseven]

@gummy_cluster too funny. Ms Nichols had recently passed away. I think that is why I remember the name.

[DubiousIntentions]

She had it in her ear like a toggle bolt that went through her head to the other ear to hold it in.

[Gummy_Cluster]

@DubiousIntentions
I just asked a question about why gerbils can't vote. The morons deleted my question for being "Spam"
I try and ask funny questions, but I realize that's not allowed. If you want to survive on this retarded site, you need to talk about rape fantasies, and getting pegged up the ass. The mods love that shit. But never mention a question about gerbils. That's a hate crime.

[exitseven]

@DubiousIntentions hahahahaha that must have hurt going in.

[DubiousIntentions]

I've noticed that humorous questions don't seem to be popular on G@G. :(

[Gummy_Cluster]

@DubiousIntentions

I think so.

[horatiohornblower]

The probably made a mold of her ear. So, that it would fit really well. They also probably used some adhesive.

[DubiousIntentions]

@horatiohornblower Well it only shows her briefly with it in during a take so it doesn't have to stay there long. We didn't see all the times it fell out and they had to cut and retake the shot.

[Gummy_Cluster]

@DubiousIntentions

That thing was probably rolling around on the floor more often than not. lol

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Gummy_Cluster]

Sure thing.

[clampfan101]

It’s been quite some time since I watched the original series. What exactly is it? (She looks cool using it. lol)

[Gummy_Cluster]

I don't know what it was, but I think it was from Verizon, and she could talk with people a trillion miles away.

[gorydetails]

You’ve never patrolled Uranus looking for Klingons?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I keep a close watch on that zone, but it's mostly to keep the Klingons out of the no fly zone.

[gorydetails]

They may violate your airspace if you’re not careful.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I have photon torpedoes, and I'm not afraid to use them.

[ShiftingMonke]

I have no answer for you, but I'm gonna follow you just because this place needs more chaotic neutral.

[Jennz6]

Cool 😎

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'll buy you one when they come available.

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster thank you hun

[Wish4UrB00ty]

😂😂😂