What's the deal with Alexa these days?

[exitseven]

Alexa has been acting weird. The lights keep blinking and if I tell her to stop she will stop for a few seconds then start up again. I wonder if she is eavesdropping on my conversations. What's going on with her?

Alexa is spying on me for the democrats

Alexa is getting a firmware upgrade

Alexa wants to tell me a secret

Alexa is getting ready to thake over the planet

Something else.

Updates

+1 y

I will reveal the answer tomorrow night.

Updates

+1 y

Okay, ylthe answer is C. Nobody got it. Alexa had a message for me. Alexa wanted me to know that today is Prime Day. Alexa wants me to run up my credit card buying stuff that I do not need. So if you get up in the middle of the night you say ALEXA, what are my notifications?" And Alexa will tell you all about Amazon Prime day.

[Anonymous]

Alexa is building up a profile on you. For instance if you started talking to someone about needing a new car your social media accounts and YouTube would be bombarded with car adverts. Predictive text on Google search would come up with searches related to buying a new car. Your smart phone and the TV are also listening.

[TrueConfection]

Alexa is tallying your social credit score. Whisper lots of woke things to her and when the lights turn green, you're good to go.

[exitseven]

I am already on Biden's Enemy list. I am actually sort of proud of that.

[TrueConfection]

That's why the lights blink red.

[exitseven]

Okay, I will now release what is really is going on with Alexa. Check my update.

[TrueConfection]

Thanks for the MHO ❤

[exitseven]

okay

[Fuentes]

NAA has full access and control to Alexa and Amazon had to admit, "employees can hear you" and it's stored in a cloud data base & you can request your own storage, so if they're keeping it who else has full access just who are these employee's Snowden already told. us WHO

[DubiousIntentions]

Well, glad I don't have Alexa then, the stool pigeon!

[Fuentes]

NSA****

[Fuentes]

@DubiousIntentions lol many should not at all

[lightbulb27]

we tossed Alexa long ago.

no way do I trust that crap. turn it off...

[exitseven]

@lightbulb27 I would do this but it was a present from my son,

[lightbulb27]

I think Elvis the King, if still alive, would shoot Alexa with a 44...

[exitseven]

Yes he probably would.

[Daniela1982]

She's on the rag apparently. Wrap her in panty liners and she will quit, unlike Avril Lavigne.

[AviatorTom]

Alexa is always eavesdropping... you should know that.

Our Alexa broke when we changed cable modems a year ago and hasn't worked since. I kinda miss her, my SO doesn't.

[DubiousIntentions]

What if it recorded you having sex and played it on line?

[Karen444]

A firmware upgrade would probably only take a few minutes, and happen way past your bedtime. Alexa is probably trying to take over the planet, and Trump will be indicted for it.

[Karen444]

The retarded mods deleted this post, but admin put it back. What is the point of having retarded mods? What purpose does it serve to have retarded mods? This site was so very fun 3-4 years ago. Now the retarded mods have destroyed it. I keep reading that AI will destroy us. Really? I would much rather have AI, than retarded mods.

[Lliam]

Did you see the movie Jexi? LOL

I don't trust anything that can listen to me.

[Sparkie460]

Alexa is temperamental because she's getting her period.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Maybe Alexa needs to be reprogrammed

[midnightmoon05]

We kicked her out of the house. She was getting too nosy.

[Jazzy54]

Hmm, must be your own personal ALEXA. I’m not having issues with it. Just reboot it.

[exitseven]

I did reboot it. It turns out it really was one of the things I mentioned.

[msc545]

Broken firmware.

[exitseven]

That was what I initially thought but it was really one of the other choices.

[msc545]

What was it?

[exitseven]

I will reveal it latr.

[strateguy632]

4th..