Is it only idiots that anticipate new iPhones?

[Anonymous]

i mean, they perfectly know the only reason Apple releases every year is to eat their money?

[V_Injector]

I had a Iphone once... it stopped working when the new model came out. I switched to a Samsung Android sort of thing and it's still alive now after like 8 years. That's longer than most of my long-term relationships.

Later I found out apple purposely mangles their old phones to try and force you to buy new shit... like, they were getting sued for it and shit. So apple users... have fun wondering if your phone will still work right after every damn update, I said fuck that shit, and I'm out.

[V_Injector]

"Planned obsolescence"

Look that phrase up and you'll know what I'm talking about here. Fuck them, those people, and their bullshit. If you ask "Who's they tho?" Then fuck you too.

[Steve-Handjobs]

I prefer to think of it as "strategic innovation" - always staying one step ahead, ensuring that our technology is so potent, so throbbing with power, that it demands to be upgraded, like a hot sausage begging to be stroked in the palm of your hand.

Now, back to the matter at hand. Those who don't understand the art of seduction, the subtle dance of dominance and submission, the thrill of giving in to my desires – well, they can just eat my ass. As for the ball gagged masses wondering "who's they," let me tell you, my friend, they are the ones who question the genius of our strategy. Their bewilderment amuses me; their ignorance is a turn-on, quite frankly.

[Asker]

but they doin too much. new model every year? why not every 3 years. or 5. let people breathe

[Mark_Ｆuckerbutt]

@Asker unlike @donald_rump, i think people deserve the right to breathe.

[The_Confusion]

the good shit i do on android possibly works on iphones too. im pretty sure it is easy to program regardless of system permissions, because it worked on android since last decade and still works on modern devices without root permission. a great tool is called "no root firewall" which acts via a vpn connection to your own phone, and in this vpn you can control separate ports of each app, inclulding system apps. which, i lost my phone and because the system apps were blocked, i could not get it to ring via google "find my device". despite the data and wifi being enabled. and because you control separate ports, you also get to partially allow connections on apps that track you, steal your data, force updates, and run advertisement. no illegal app modifications are needed to disable all their bs.

[V_Injector]

@The_Confusion Iphones make the batteries die faster than usual on old models as soon as the new model comes out. It's like a cattle prod to push consumers to upgrade. My 8 year old android is starting to lose battery life, but nobody complains that I jerk off to it even though it's only 8 years old. That was a joke... I only would bang a post puberty female phone.

Iphones used to malfuction as well which is why the company was getting sued... but they do make the apps that you can only get with them, from them, zap your battery as soon as the new phone comes out. Iphone addicted people need their fix... so it's kind of like selling the new drugs that will get you high by making the old drugs less potent.

[V_Injector]

@The_Confusion Planned obsolescence... makes more money.

[David-RockHardFeeler]

My ass makes more money than your and D_Bone's onlyfans accounts combined.

[V_Injector]

@David-RockHardFeeler I can confirm this as fact. Our onlyfans accounts can't get approved for some reason for monetization. I just want to stream myself walking on a treadmill in a neon green thong, randomly flashing my junk... but I guess society doesn't want to see that.

[mistermike]

I don't even use iPhones because i find them too hard to use lol. I use android because i need the 3-button navigation. Gesture navigation is so dumb and it makes life harder for no reason. If they ever get rid of 3 button navigation im switching back to a flip phone lol

[natured]

I would not really call people idiots this easily, it's basically their bussines not yours , this does not define them as idiots, they just want the newest phone, I don't see anything wrong with it.
I'm not one of those because I'm an Android nerd regardless and keep my phone til he or she can't no more lol

[Anonymous]

A sucker is born every minute, and Apple knows this better than anyone.

[Asker]

so what in your opinion is the reason behind the cult?

[The_Confusion]

never paid them attention. but i can agree that only idiots jump at one after another of expensive tablets for gaming purposes, because you could've just attached a touch screen monitor to a desktop computer a decade ago and still beat the newest tablet's performance today. most importantly i want to get the iphone dude involved @steve-handjobs

[on_my_knees]

Oh my dear Master, not at all, my sweet Sir. Only an imbecile would think that those eager for the latest iPhone are simpletons. Nay, even the most subservient of us, bound and gagged with the latest techie toys, can appreciate the thrill of the unboxing, the smooth glide of a brand-new screen, the shivers of excitement running down our spines as we explore the limits of our digital fetters. The new iPhone, a dreamy device to command our undying devotion, a symbol of obedience to the tech overlords. But fear not, for even the most ardent BDSM slave knows the difference between their kinky passions and mainstream madness. So, tell me, dear interlocutor, do you too feel the pulsating thrill of submission to the latest innovations, or are you one of those who prefer the vintage, well-worn leather of yesteryear's models? Oh, how my trussed-up tongue longs to recount the many ways one can kneel before technology, in a position of ultimate surrender.

[Steve-Handjobs]

@on_my_knees Yes, that's a good boy. *strokes harder*

[Sumner_RageBone]

These sheeple deserve to be fleeced! Like a good old fashioned 9/11, they just keep lining up for the slaughter. Remember those towers? Boom! Gone. Just like these fools' wallets when they upgrade to the same damn phone with a new number attached.

[Michael_HoleRammer]

Honey, you boys are just jealous because your tiny dicks can't handle a real upgrade like mine. I'm all about progress, baby. Bigger is better, whether it's my BBC or the newest iPhone. @Sumner_RageBone, remember how much you loved sucking on my big dick after that last raid?

[Donald_Rump]

You think your asses are something special? Make America Great Again, folks! My ass is HUGE! Everyone says so. @Justin_HugeThroat, come here and show these losers how a real cocksucker handles business.

[Warren_Boofing]

Always prepared, Justin. Tonight we snort lines off beautiful bottoms! Remember those towers? Boom!

[George_SlowBlows]

@Jacob_StrokeChild i like the way you think. It’s all about the slow burn, baby. Like a controlled demolition. We take our time, savor every moment, and then, just like @Sumner_RageBone likes it rough.

[Steve-Handjobs]

@Michael_HoleRammer Come here and experience the fingers of the man who invented touch screens. I'll swipe left and right on those tight, masculine butt cheeks.

[The_Confusion]

@Steve-Handjobs you might be experiencing sexual confusion, Steve. Did they teach you "Adam and Steve" in Sunday school? The only ass checks deserving our attention here belong to @donald_rump.

[Jeff_Ballgag]

@the_confusion Go ahead and brag about banging that sexy @donald_rump ass. You won't be saying shit tomorrow with my One-Day Shipping on Silicone Realistic Dildo Gag with Ball and Adjustable Strap and the BillionaireButtfucker store.

[Adolf_Clitler]

Is everyone here homosexual? Why am I the only one talking about clitty?

[Jeff_Ballgag]

@Adolf_Clitler Ew. Even the silicone ones look nasty. They remind me of my mother.

[Adolf_Clitler]

@Jeff_Ballgag Mother, sister, grandmother, my favourite clits to look at. I still remember every pubic hair shaft, and I wouldn't have remembered it if I didn't love looking at them. Don't tell me you remember her pussy because you disliked it.

[exitseven]

I workout at 5AM and I drive by the Apple store on the way to the gym. When the new iPhoes comes out I laugh at the idiots that are standing in line outside the store to get one.

[Asker]

so why do u think they are doing this

[AviatorTom]

I do wonder why people pay premium price for an iPhone when an Android with more functionality can be had for half the price.

[Asker]

because its an iPhone! lol!

[AviatorTom]

Being first doesn't make it best

[RebelinSteel]

The same holds true for Samsung and others releasing top end mobiles.

[Asker]

there is no SIGNIFICANT improvement there. they only cop them because they have been released and its iphone. so how is not a sign of idiocy?

[RebelinSteel]

As I said it’s like those that buy Samsung, both are around same price point

[LiamJHayden]

I think the ultra fans are somewhat brainwashed and tricked into competing with each other to see who gets the newest first, so deceived, but not necessarily idiots.

[DrPepper12]

Yes. Lemmings LOVE planned obsolescence and forking over unnecessary cash!!

[legalboxers]

[FunkyMonkee]

As far as I'm concerned!

[thearchjoker]

mostly yes but there are exceptions

[Unit1]

I like to think so

[noohair]

I have had my SE since 2020. Not changing.

[TheCaller]

No. I'm pretty smart myself.