What is something you would never order online and why?

[Abbycado]

Funny answers accepted!

[Valdemort]

I think I've ordered quite a few dumb things online lol.

[Abbycado]

https://i.postimg.cc/FRJ1VHr7/IMG-0128.jpg

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[Valdemort]

@Abbycado A good cookie is never a bad thing to invest in, though ;)

[Abbycado]

It says cookie AND box lmfao XD

[GoodManDave]

Mail order bride.

Probably a car. I'm kind of old school. I prefer seeing something, experiencing something. Test drive before I buy it. Read reviews, talk to people IN PERSON. Not just... I hear nice things from strangers about (whatever brand) and (whatever website).

[Emmann88]

Agree to both, I made the mistake of buying a car online, never again.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

• Guns (too expensive)
• Medicine (too dangerous)
• Drugs (too risky)
• Kidneys (too gross)
• Jehovah Witnesses (too annoying)
• Trucks (too big)
• Skirts (too fancy)
• Food (too unappealing)
• Architects (too arrogant)
• Slaves (too sick)

[midnightmoon05]

Almost everything… maybe 1% … here my phone case I just got from Amazon…

other stuff… but in person.
would never buy:

food., meat

clothes

bed… etc.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

FOOD is something I would never order online & to be more specific takeout food where delivery is required. The less people that handle your food the better & to be honest I don’t want some glue sniffer eating or digging around in the bag.

[Abbycado]

That and RCA televisions. You really want to see those in person. Feel the creamy smooth oversized bezel, no?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sick minds think alike as some say & before I started writing FOOD I started writing RCA televisions. Wow! Are you a mind reader? Hahaha.

[Abbycado]

Lmao XD

[Tarifa]

Shoes. Done it once, but the sizes weren't as described. It was too much hassle to send them back.

[Abbycado]

I get burned on clothes all the time. I have not learned my lesson lol.

[spartan55]

I order the same brand of sneakers (Under Armour) everytime. I know my size with the brand and I get them usually about $30 less than Academy etc

[Tarifa]

I see I'm not the only one. As for clothes, I prefer a real shop, as I like to feel the fabric of the clothes before committing to buy it.

[Tarifa]

@spartan55 That's a good tip. Once you know your size - or if you can try them first in a real shop - it's a nice way to buy online.

[spartan55]

@tariffs
I am the same with clothes, unless it's a t-shirt or something..
Two reasons for my aversion: I am right on the border of large and x-large size-wise, so I need to try shit on. Pants are a challenge because of my ass. Apparently most men have no ass because I always have to buy relaxed or loose fit. No slim fit here pal... 🙄

[Sunrising]

Something that is fragile, though I have in the past, through necessity and it was delivered OK.

[Sunrising]

My real answer is everything! Because I prefer the shopping experience, meeting the sales people etc.

[Abbycado]

I do buy clothes online. I shouldn’t. It rarely works out for me. XD

[Danny_dan92]

I used to order clothes online.




Unless I am buying a piece of clothing I’ve boughten in the past and I know what to expect etc.




I won’t buy clothes online

[Abbycado]

I get burned with clothes too. I have not learned my lesson.

[Danny_dan92]

Lmao it’s really bad when online it looks a certain way (color) and you get it and it’s completely off

[exitseven]

I never order clothes online. If it did not fit it is too much of a hassle to send it back. I do not buy much online anyway.

[Coden7]

Produce related groceries. I’m too picky to do that online

[Coden7]

I saw once that I could order a 50lb anvil. I really wanted to buy it so I could watch the delivery guy walk three flights of stairs to bring it to the door lol. This was back in Covid when we were all craving much needed socialization

[Abbycado]

Totally agree on produce. I have seen those personal shoppers just throw the first thing they see in a bag without checking it.

[Jay-_-]

Food. Like from eBay, Amazon etc, I wouldn't get food.

[Abbycado]

Yep, agree.

[Jay-_-]

Unless it's like Uber Eats/DoorDash for junk food. If it's real groceries no I wouldn't.

[Grond21]

A wife. It would probably come as a doll from China

[Abbycado]

Lmao XD

[Grond21]

A lot of ways that one could go wrong!

[Keyboardkat]

A Wife! Now, I never thought of that. But you could put in your order for someone who has everything you want in your dream girl... but who knows what you'd get! She might be just the opposite!

[Grond21]

I certainly could, but one thing I know is that I definitely wouldn't get my dream girl

[wynning]

DIY tattoo kit... would be a total "regrat".
Hmm a wedding dress as well!

[Valdemort]

This reminded me, I once bought a prom dress online. Good heavens it looked horrible on me. Lmfao. Don't do it! 😂

[wynning]

@Valdemort Good god what did you wear on the day?

[Circushowcowboy]

Most clothes. I need to try them on to make sure they actually fit right

[Abbycado]

Lmao, I bet. XD

[Circushowcowboy]

Yea yea XD

[Abbycado]

https://i.postimg.cc/Twj2rd6q/IMG-1643.jpg

Just make sure you scroll to the picture that has the back of the box with sizing before purchasing.

[Circushowcowboy]

😂😂 I’m done

[Itsa85mf]

Groceries, I want to see them and gauge their rightness on vegetables and fruits myself..

[Abbycado]

Yup, very much agree,

[Itsa85mf]

I see all these people in stores shopping for pickup, no way would I want them picking my meat, fruit, vegetables. Makes no sense

[Abbycado]

Yeah, I have seen personal shoppers (DoorDash etc) at the stores, in the produce section. They pick up the first thing they see.

[Itsa85mf]

Yeah just get the job done asap

[DryGermanGuy]

Shoes and clothing. I trust only what I can directly see and can try out.

[spartan55]

I would never order a piece of ass (online or in person)

[Still-alive]

any huge appliances like microwaves refrigerators.

i try to not order most clothes online except for t-shirts.

Yeah TVs i likely wouldn't get online

[trumpetplayerforlife]

I don't feel like there isn't anything I'd never order but there are stuff I don't buy a lot of

[Jason9206]

Condoms I guess I'm afraid I have t had sex being an virgin 32 yr old male I would be afraid

[Abbycado]

Okay, what would be the worry?

[Jason9206]

Me fathering a child, I never asked my dad because I didn't want him to chastised me for this

[Wiredone]

I'd never order groceries online. I like to pick out my own meats and produce

[blueonblack22]

Anything I wouldn’t want a house guest to see laying out in the open.

[DrPepper12]

Food from Temu.

Any infomercial product.

Mail order bride.

[David_beckham]

First can be electronic items as well as a house (Amazon does sell a 10,000-dollar house.)

[fish5505_87]

I think I order funny and weird stuff online so I don't have to be seen on an actual line!

[Bklynbadboy12]

Clothes because I'm big so they never fit right i need to try my clothes on

[Yellovv]

I ordered exploding cigarettes to my friend as a joke 😊

[spartan55]

Were they the legit working variety?

[Xawyx-2]

Many things, for example clothes.

[Abbycado]

I have not learned my lesson on clothes. 😐

[Xawyx-2]

You can always learn from your past mistakes 🤔

[Abbycado]

Clearly, I can’t. XD

[Xawyx-2]

You can do it, I believe in you 😎✌️

[Abbycado]

You would not being saying that if you looked at my Stitch Fix cart rn 😬

[Xawyx-2]

LoL, alright, if you say so 😁

[Maria9_]

sex causes their chances of an STD.

[Abbycado]

What in the actual fuck does this have to do with my question?

[Still-alive]

bot probably lol

[Abbycado]

@Still-alive so weird. XD

[bananathunder]

@Maria9_ yeah, sex is how you get STD's usually...

[Abbycado]

@bananathunder lmao now THAT is how you do a PSA.

[bananathunder]

This is your brain on STD's...

[Maria9_]

Well, I got it from My ex. And their folks use Tinder.

[bananathunder]

@Maria9_ what did you get from your ex?

[Abbycado]

@Maria9_ did he order it online?

[debbiedenise]

Shoes. They never fit right.

[nawtee_me]

Email order brides, no way…. lol

[Abbycado]

Lol that has been mentioned a few times now. XD

[Bricealan]

Nothing perishable or alive...

[CubaPirate]

A Thai Bride she'd probably have a penis

[Abbycado]

Pfffff XD

[Sleephazard]

Growth supplements. 0.0

[Abbycado]

They obviously don't work. You know someone has tried them all. XD

[Sleephazard]

I could come up with a certain someone who probably has. XD

[Abbycado]

Wouldn't it be ironic if he tried to many different ones at once and it stunted his growth due to overload?

[Sleephazard]

I think that's what happened, anyway. To be honest. LOL!

[Abbycado]

I wonder how many of these conversations @Circushowcowboy has not caught?

[Abbycado]

Whoopsie...

[Circushowcowboy]

🤨🤨🤨😂

[Abbycado]

@Circushowcowboy you know these are all over the place? XD

[Circushowcowboy]

I’ll have to keep a better eye out then.. XD

[Sleephazard]

I think most tags with Abby in them are self evident. Lmao. XD

[bananathunder]

STD's... because they are illegal

[Markella2]

Clothes I like to try it on.

[dinojames22]

Plants, hiking packs and animals/pets

[itsannalee]

Gadgets

[DJB72]

A Ukrainian bride...

[PaleDale]

Whale testicles!

[eagle1951]

a bride